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Grand Crécheux Monastery.

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Total population: 58 monks.

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And me.

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At least they have no marital woes.

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No meals with the in-laws,
no libido problems.

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No fights over the kids' education.

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It's no concern of theirs.
What a relief.

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I'm Julien.
I used to be a marriage counselor.

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And in all modesty, one of the best.

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Greater Paris,
a city of 11,590,000 inhabitants.

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Each year
300,000 couples get together

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and 50,000 marry.

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Of those, only 40%
last longer than a few months,

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and 12% longer than 7 years.

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Only 1.2% survive a crisis.

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Some of these crises occur

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before the "I do's".

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Without a professional,

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the situation can be pretty
hopeless. That's where I come in.

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Sorry to bother you.

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Do you step in now?

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Why are you two even together?

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So dysfunctional!

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Each of you
on your own is dysfunctional.

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Are you sure he's that good?

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He saved my marriage.
I guarantee he's the best.

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What do you mean?

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Anyone can do what I do.

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You just need to listen
and be very sensitive.

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- He says I look dumpy.
- He could be right.

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The dress is tight.

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And I'm not crazy about your hair,
it looks...

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Excuse me?

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Did you hurt yourself, darling?

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Odd technique.

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Must be American.

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- Baby.
- I'm OK, honey. I love your hair.

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Alright...

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"Honey", "Baby"...

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You're almost reconciled.

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Now tell me what you expect
from your marriage?

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I want three kids.

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Three? Really?

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- Isn't that a lot?
- I want it.

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OK, I want a dachshund.

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I want you to work out.

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Never mention Patrick.

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Or your parents.

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I want sex 3 times a week.

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An orgasm once a month!

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- Don't call me Mr. Stubs in bed.
- Then no carrots.

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OK, enough.

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All right, I think you're ready now.

54
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Yes, it's American.

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I had a gift for making women happy.

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I now declare
you joined in marriage.

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To be totally honest,

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I made them happy
when they were with other men.

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I'm leaving.

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Going already, doctor?

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I'm not a doctor.

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Doctor or not, helping those two,
saved me from an ulcer!

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Darling.

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See you for cocktails.

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What are the odds
I'd meet a girl like her?

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- Are we late?
- What d'you think?

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The odds she'd talk to me
over a glass of warm Champagne?

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They're mismatched.

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Pardon?

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The happy couple...

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They're like a pickup truck
hooked up to a Mercedes.

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Are you a relative?

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No. Thanks to me they're married...

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Or because of me.

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You're the great savior.

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No, he died 2,000 years ago.

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Julien.

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Joanna... Delighted.

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So, they're mismatched?

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It's just...

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He's the type who has a "type",

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so I see him as a certain type,
which I hate doing.

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Now I'm babbling...

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Not at all.

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You're the type
who doesn't have a type.

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That's right.

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Maybe I should though.

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It's easier to choose.

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Like real estate...

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- Fully renovated, quiet.
- Ventilated.

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- Good location...
- Nice beams.

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Good evening.

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Unbelievable,
I can't see Marie anywhere.

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You're sure it's the right place?

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Wait here, I'll check.

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- Your mother?
- Yes.

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She's charming.

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Yes, or crazy. It depends.

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Wrong wedding.

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We can make it for dinner.

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Here, have this.

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Let's go.

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Sorry, gotta go.

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- Bye.
- See you.

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A normal guy would run after her.

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Get her number
or ask if I could see her again.

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But the fact is,
I've never been a normal guy.

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It started with Sidonie...

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She invited me to her birthday.

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I was the only boy.

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She had a crush on me.

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I didn't understand much then

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other than princesses
had fiery temperaments.

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Next, there was Nadege...

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Ah, Nadege...

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My first kiss...

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Well... Almost.

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It was almost her last.

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Bye, Julien!

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- Bye, Madame!
- Be good.

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I thought these girls
were accident-prone.

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Patricia made me realize
I was the problem.

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I know it sounds crazy,

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but I was like a black cat
girls should've avoided.

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It's been like that ever since.

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At least I got to meet Vincent,
my best friend.

127
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She's allergic to your saliva.

128
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You brush your teeth twice a day?

129
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With all these cases,
they'll name the hospital after you.

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<i>???</i>

131
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Can you please repeat
what you said slowly?

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<i>???</i>

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There's a real problem,
I hear "you"...

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<i>???</i>

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That's right, but as for the rest...

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I couldn't tell you.

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A drink?

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<i>???</i>

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There's no hope? She's lost hope.

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- You can't cope?
- That's it.

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It's a strain?

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It's going to rain?

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You're in pain?

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I think she said get the hell out.

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Women would pay
good money for those lips.

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So...

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I didn't go after Joanna
for her own good.

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It's called self-control.

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Hell, why not?

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You...

151
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I haven't thanked you.

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With that kiss,
the bride unknowingly saved Joanna.

153
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That's what I thought.

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With 5 million cars in Paris,

155
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1 in 1,000 will have an accident...

156
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My odds of finding Joanna.

157
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SECOND CHANCE

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What does he want?

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I don't know.

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When the boss doesn't say what's up,

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it's like a guy saying
"we need to talk."

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It's never good news.

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Meaning?

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Getting fired.

165
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I hadn't thought of that.

166
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He's an ogre.

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You trying to give me a stroke?

168
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No, but...

169
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You're in deep shit!

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What?

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Use your body.

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Sophie, with a Master's in Art,
I've got other attributes.

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Yeah!

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Who?

175
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Who what?

176
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Who did the drawing?

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I did...
It's a bottle stopper.

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- It's crap.
- Crap.

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Big shit!

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You're all wrong.

181
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Pardon?

182
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You're all wrong.

183
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Move over a bit.

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This way?

185
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Over a bit...

186
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No, a bit parallelically...

187
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With the...

188
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Sorry.

189
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What do you see?

190
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Your eyes.

191
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What are they for?

192
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I don't know.

193
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To see!

194
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He sees!

195
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You know why?

196
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You have optic nerves?

197
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Because I'm a visionary!

198
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You've heard
about the company Dupont?

199
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It's hit rock bottom.

200
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They need a new vision

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for their next electric car design.

202
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Of course they thought of me!

203
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Of course.

204
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So, you're here because I've chosen you

205
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to help me design

206
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this new creation!

207
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So?

208
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You're fired!

209
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I'm designing a car.

210
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My dream come true.

211
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That's awesome!

212
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Yeah.

213
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So you'll be working with him?

214
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Yeah.

215
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Awesome.

216
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This is huge for me!

217
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Awesome.

218
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Imbecile. Dipshit. Pathetic!

219
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Bastard! Prick! Motherfucker!

220
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Drunk! Loser!

221
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You limpdick!

222
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Cocksucker! Son of a bitch!

223
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Asshole! Sack of shit!

224
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Dickhead!

225
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Sorry, that's about it.

226
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That was excellent.

227
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Don't you think?

228
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If you say so.

229
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If you want him to listen,
find the right words.

230
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See you next week.

231
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Goodbye.

232
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I'll work on those insults.

233
00:13:08,218 --> 00:13:10,205
Manuela, next couple please.

234
00:13:10,230 --> 00:13:11,234
Yes, sir.

235
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- You can go in.
- Thanks.

236
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This is where the miracles happen?

237
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Not bad.

238
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You were hard to find.

239
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Really?

240
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I've looked everywhere.
I can't stop thinking of you.

241
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Really?

242
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You're the man I need.

243
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Really?

244
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We'll sign the contracts.

245
00:13:42,315 --> 00:13:44,574
Trust me, no German will beat us.

246
00:13:44,606 --> 00:13:46,067
How long will this take?

247
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I won't be long.
I'll call you when I'm done.

248
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See you.

249
00:13:50,328 --> 00:13:51,328
Richard.

250
00:13:52,844 --> 00:13:55,532
So, you're going to fix
our problems?

251
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Let's do it.

252
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So, on a scale of 1 to 10,

253
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will you stay together
if things don't change?

254
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- Eight.
- One.

255
00:14:06,027 --> 00:14:07,989
Joanna always exaggerates.

256
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He's right...

257
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Zero.

258
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:11,802
Is it that bad, Jojo?

259
00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:13,701
Will you stop calling me Jojo?

260
00:14:13,726 --> 00:14:15,157
You like it.

261
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No I don't! I never did.
Do I call you Riri?

262
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I save couples,
but there's just so much I can do.

263
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They were a bad couple.

264
00:14:25,124 --> 00:14:26,219
But I was biased.

265
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She was so...

266
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So...

267
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He used to look at me like you.

268
00:14:32,192 --> 00:14:33,196
But now...

269
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It's like I'm invisible.

270
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Another question:
Do you make love?

271
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Yes.

272
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- How often per week?
- 15

273
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13, but that's it.
Our project's better.

274
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Fix it.

275
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Sorry, the Germans are dumping.

276
00:14:53,865 --> 00:14:54,865
Where were we?

277
00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:58,295
I was saying,
you only caress your tactile screen.

278
00:14:58,296 --> 00:14:59,860
I have to work.

279
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:01,289
She used to like that.

280
00:15:01,677 --> 00:15:03,594
I don't know what I saw in him.

281
00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:08,281
Maybe he was renovated, built well, quiet.

282
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:11,685
Hang on, I'll just take this.

283
00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:14,261
What's the problem?

284
00:15:14,491 --> 00:15:16,324
Not sure about quiet.

285
00:15:16,355 --> 00:15:18,520
What do you mean,
they like the Germans?

286
00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:20,137
I have to go!

287
00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:22,412
You're good. I already feel better.

288
00:15:22,467 --> 00:15:25,626
Talk to Joanna,
she'll report back to me.

289
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:36,948
He's gone.

290
00:15:38,319 --> 00:15:40,080
Your success rate just dropped.

291
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,280
No.

292
00:15:41,517 --> 00:15:42,517
I think so.

293
00:15:42,999 --> 00:15:43,999
So...

294
00:15:44,024 --> 00:15:47,805
What do you recommend for a breakup,
other than vodka?

295
00:15:55,552 --> 00:15:57,052
This is so therapeutic!

296
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,420
I hate losing!

297
00:16:01,445 --> 00:16:03,631
Good, I don't like an easy win.

298
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,522
Call me Eye of the Tiger.

299
00:16:08,672 --> 00:16:12,024
After we met, I had an erotic
dream about you.

300
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,819
You did?

301
00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:18,227
I warned you!

302
00:16:18,609 --> 00:16:21,138
- I see.
- I told you.

303
00:16:22,509 --> 00:16:24,009
Want a drink?

304
00:17:30,485 --> 00:17:31,985
Oh shit.

305
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:36,243
Oh shit.

306
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,974
You bastard,

307
00:18:15,999 --> 00:18:17,136
sneaking off!

308
00:18:17,161 --> 00:18:18,161
Where are you going?

309
00:18:18,186 --> 00:18:19,607
Where are you going?

310
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,083
I've got a...

311
00:18:21,427 --> 00:18:24,032
an appointment... with people.

312
00:18:26,512 --> 00:18:28,610
I think that's mine.

313
00:18:29,418 --> 00:18:32,119
So we agree, we've got no future?

314
00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:33,833
Yeah.

315
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:38,157
- Is breakfast included?
- I think so.

316
00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:39,644
Shame to waste it.

317
00:18:39,669 --> 00:18:42,486
Yeah. We could both use
a cup of coffee.

318
00:18:43,911 --> 00:18:44,911
Yeah.

319
00:18:47,504 --> 00:18:49,505
- You bastard!
- No!

320
00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:51,664
- Are you kidding!
- What about you?

321
00:18:51,689 --> 00:18:54,336
- What about me?
- You were leaving too.

322
00:19:03,318 --> 00:19:05,068
I'm glad we slept together.

323
00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:08,211
Now there's no ambiguity between us.

324
00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:11,526
We can really be friends.
That's so rare.

325
00:19:11,638 --> 00:19:12,641
That's for sure.

326
00:19:12,677 --> 00:19:15,598
You should always sleep with someone
the first night,

327
00:19:15,623 --> 00:19:17,333
it's good for a friendship.

328
00:19:18,034 --> 00:19:19,534
Yeah.

329
00:19:21,088 --> 00:19:22,588
I always say that.

330
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,250
I really have to go.

331
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,275
Wow, I'm really late.

332
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:33,406
Bye.

333
00:19:33,431 --> 00:19:34,435
Bye.

334
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:41,089
This is the best morning after
with no future I've had for a while.

335
00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:42,670
Me too.

336
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:45,767
How about dinner?

337
00:19:47,348 --> 00:19:50,646
- Since everything's clear...
- Why not.

338
00:19:50,671 --> 00:19:52,632
It won't mean a thing.

339
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:54,284
Nothing at all.

340
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,443
Since we slept together...

341
00:19:57,900 --> 00:20:00,182
we can have an unambiguous relationship.

342
00:20:00,981 --> 00:20:02,351
We can be real friends.

343
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:03,940
That's rare!

344
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,741
Unambiguous relationship?

345
00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:09,018
Man, have you gone crazy or what?

346
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,281
I swear!

347
00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:13,111
No strings means she's risk free.

348
00:20:15,336 --> 00:20:18,104
Scratch my back please. Lower.

349
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,405
Oh, that's good.

350
00:20:19,861 --> 00:20:21,048
Shit, that's so good.

351
00:20:21,231 --> 00:20:22,184
That's so good.

352
00:20:22,235 --> 00:20:24,068
Right there.

353
00:20:24,537 --> 00:20:25,537
Shit, yes.

354
00:20:26,125 --> 00:20:27,860
How come nothing happens to me?

355
00:20:28,583 --> 00:20:31,322
No booboos, no problems, nothing.

356
00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,234
We're not in love.

357
00:20:33,307 --> 00:20:34,712
Huh? We're not in love?

358
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,810
After all we've been through?

359
00:20:38,911 --> 00:20:40,919
Sorry to bother you...

360
00:20:45,237 --> 00:20:46,789
- Oh Shit.
- What?

361
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:51,539
Rumors run wild here.
This is serious.

362
00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:55,686
- Is it your image?
- Stop.

363
00:20:55,711 --> 00:20:57,099
I'm not kidding!

364
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,625
What do you want?

365
00:21:00,368 --> 00:21:01,463
Shit!

366
00:21:03,145 --> 00:21:05,922
I gotta sleep with her
to prove I'm straight!

367
00:21:05,947 --> 00:21:08,823
Seriously, I could do it,
you don't know me.

368
00:21:09,277 --> 00:21:13,020
In comparison to your ex,
that girl's a top model.

369
00:21:13,629 --> 00:21:14,629
Shut up!

370
00:21:14,654 --> 00:21:16,397
Joanna's in deep shit.

371
00:21:16,422 --> 00:21:19,732
There are no strings attached!
So there's no risk!

372
00:21:19,757 --> 00:21:20,761
Taxi!

373
00:21:27,609 --> 00:21:31,515
Hi, I'm going to 355,
avenue de Breuille in Gennevilliers.

374
00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:33,307
I'm in a hurry.

375
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:36,817
No problem,
lucky day! New voice GPS!

376
00:21:37,012 --> 00:21:38,321
I don't understand.

377
00:21:38,382 --> 00:21:41,695
Voice GPS. I speak, he understand.

378
00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:44,419
You speak? He understand?

379
00:21:44,619 --> 00:21:46,291
I'm in deep shit.

380
00:21:50,181 --> 00:21:52,372
Address unknown, please repeat.

381
00:21:52,555 --> 00:21:54,290
Sir? It's uh...

382
00:21:54,472 --> 00:21:56,116
It's Gennevilliers.

383
00:21:56,298 --> 00:21:57,851
Please repeat.

384
00:22:01,617 --> 00:22:04,356
Unknown destination. Please repeat.

385
00:22:06,547 --> 00:22:08,190
Me taxi!

386
00:22:13,693 --> 00:22:15,975
Turn around as soon as possible.

387
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:20,285
Turn around as soon as possible.

388
00:22:21,794 --> 00:22:23,737
You've arrived.

389
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,873
No understand.

390
00:22:28,256 --> 00:22:29,534
You have a map of Paris?

391
00:22:30,735 --> 00:22:34,113
Map of Paris?
You know, a thing with pages in it,

392
00:22:34,593 --> 00:22:36,692
with drawings of streets.

393
00:22:58,366 --> 00:23:00,465
- You okay, Miss?
- Yes, just fine.

394
00:23:01,691 --> 00:23:03,843
I'm here to see Monsieur Dupont.

395
00:23:04,826 --> 00:23:06,378
Elevator to the 3rd floor.

396
00:23:10,418 --> 00:23:11,418
Hello.

397
00:23:20,384 --> 00:23:21,844
What a nightmare!

398
00:23:22,140 --> 00:23:23,140
No!

399
00:23:23,165 --> 00:23:25,080
I don't mean to split hairs,

400
00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:27,517
but being trapped here
with a beauty like you

401
00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:30,514
is a dream, not a nightmare!

402
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:34,029
I'm not sleeping with you,
I'm in no mood!

403
00:23:34,157 --> 00:23:35,157
I'd never presume...

404
00:23:35,252 --> 00:23:37,170
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.

405
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,146
Well I did.
It's just, I'm a bit nervous.

406
00:23:40,171 --> 00:23:41,881
I've got an appointment.

407
00:23:41,972 --> 00:23:45,022
Does anything work in this place!

408
00:23:46,624 --> 00:23:48,308
I'm going to be late!

409
00:23:48,581 --> 00:23:51,394
I've a meeting with Dupont
for their car designs.

410
00:23:51,458 --> 00:23:52,458
That's good.

411
00:23:52,483 --> 00:23:53,760
It is, thanks.

412
00:23:53,785 --> 00:23:55,897
What the hell is this crap!

413
00:23:58,704 --> 00:23:59,983
Is anyone there!

414
00:24:00,998 --> 00:24:02,550
Nobody's there.

415
00:24:05,198 --> 00:24:07,572
I'm missing
the chance of a lifetime!

416
00:24:08,211 --> 00:24:09,307
I can't believe it.

417
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:12,485
A leg up!

418
00:24:12,654 --> 00:24:13,333
Pardon?

419
00:24:13,358 --> 00:24:14,858
I need a leg up!

420
00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:21,894
Heavier than I thought.

421
00:24:22,192 --> 00:24:23,287
I've got big bones.

422
00:24:23,312 --> 00:24:24,812
And spike heels!

423
00:24:34,201 --> 00:24:35,911
This is my son,

424
00:24:35,936 --> 00:24:37,932
a most promising young man,

425
00:24:38,408 --> 00:24:40,326
which you can see for yourself.

426
00:24:40,836 --> 00:24:43,899
As for this ambitious lady,
we haven't met.

427
00:24:44,014 --> 00:24:45,985
Perhaps she works for you?

428
00:24:47,461 --> 00:24:48,557
No.

429
00:24:49,379 --> 00:24:50,379
Yes.

430
00:24:58,923 --> 00:24:59,927
This place looks fun.

431
00:25:00,019 --> 00:25:02,558
It belongs to a friend. Here he is.

432
00:25:04,128 --> 00:25:06,173
- You speak Korean?
- A little.

433
00:25:08,844 --> 00:25:09,844
Joanna.

434
00:25:10,302 --> 00:25:11,302
Delighted.

435
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,764
You call that a little?

436
00:25:31,789 --> 00:25:34,619
I helped his niece
with her French husband.

437
00:25:35,450 --> 00:25:37,861
She only knew one French word.

438
00:25:37,886 --> 00:25:38,880
What?

439
00:25:38,904 --> 00:25:41,962
Thanks.
Limiting if your husband's a jerk.

440
00:25:47,128 --> 00:25:48,746
I'm happy to be here.

441
00:25:48,771 --> 00:25:50,271
Me too.

442
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,717
We've really got...

443
00:25:53,197 --> 00:25:54,197
a connection.

444
00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:56,883
We really do have a good connection.

445
00:25:57,570 --> 00:26:01,344
This is the only good thing
that's happened to me today.

446
00:26:01,797 --> 00:26:04,111
I've had one of the worst
days of my life.

447
00:26:04,193 --> 00:26:07,068
One shitty thing after another.

448
00:26:07,123 --> 00:26:08,742
Incredibly bad luck.

449
00:26:08,767 --> 00:26:10,904
Totally unbelievable!

450
00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:13,471
Really.

451
00:26:14,521 --> 00:26:15,521
Are you OK?

452
00:26:22,602 --> 00:26:24,102
Watch out!

453
00:26:26,832 --> 00:26:28,475
He could've hit you.

454
00:26:29,449 --> 00:26:31,431
You thought I'd get knifed?

455
00:26:31,456 --> 00:26:32,456
Shit happens.

456
00:26:32,910 --> 00:26:33,910
I guess...

457
00:26:37,143 --> 00:26:38,143
Let's switch.

458
00:26:38,943 --> 00:26:40,312
We can sit face to face.

459
00:26:41,136 --> 00:26:42,323
Get a better view.

460
00:26:42,946 --> 00:26:43,946
All right.

461
00:26:51,550 --> 00:26:53,300
Yes, that's a fabulous view!

462
00:26:56,977 --> 00:26:58,673
Was today that bad?

463
00:26:58,796 --> 00:27:01,809
I had that meeting
I mentioned earlier

464
00:27:01,855 --> 00:27:04,950
about the important car project.

465
00:27:06,309 --> 00:27:07,816
Are you listening?

466
00:27:14,569 --> 00:27:15,574
Thank you.

467
00:27:16,209 --> 00:27:19,223
That was nice.
Not only did we eat well,

468
00:27:19,656 --> 00:27:21,574
but there was action, too.

469
00:27:22,229 --> 00:27:23,729
Careful!

470
00:27:23,944 --> 00:27:24,944
Watch it!

471
00:27:28,066 --> 00:27:29,983
I thought we had no future?

472
00:27:30,789 --> 00:27:31,789
Yes.

473
00:27:32,307 --> 00:27:34,133
Because you're very forward.

474
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:37,238
But I like it.

475
00:27:37,603 --> 00:27:38,882
- Do you?
- Yes.

476
00:27:44,660 --> 00:27:47,160
How do you say
"I like you" in Korean?

477
00:27:51,224 --> 00:27:54,364
"I like you" (in Korean)

478
00:28:47,581 --> 00:28:51,002
So, I imagine he's handsome?
Tall? Well built.

479
00:28:52,146 --> 00:28:53,606
Well, he's not really...

480
00:28:53,789 --> 00:28:55,980
not really tall.

481
00:28:56,697 --> 00:29:00,806
He's got these long lashes. they're
really sweet. He's funny, too.

482
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:03,952
Long lashes, and laughs
don't add up to love.

483
00:29:04,317 --> 00:29:05,504
That's true.

484
00:29:07,058 --> 00:29:08,428
Come on, we'll be late.

485
00:29:10,606 --> 00:29:12,797
Another amazing thing,

486
00:29:13,128 --> 00:29:15,466
I always feel safe around him.

487
00:29:15,491 --> 00:29:19,892
Safe? You've had one shitty thing
after another since you met him.

488
00:29:19,917 --> 00:29:22,656
Yes, and he's always there
to protect me.

489
00:29:23,891 --> 00:29:28,000
He goes overboard a bit. He gave
me a card for his doctor friend.

490
00:29:29,815 --> 00:29:31,914
I'm a lamp.

491
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:35,123
I'm a sofa.

492
00:29:35,725 --> 00:29:38,281
I'm a refrigerator, I am...

493
00:29:38,306 --> 00:29:40,406
buildings, a toothbrush.

494
00:29:41,684 --> 00:29:43,053
I am Markus,

495
00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:45,492
I designed all these things!

496
00:29:46,253 --> 00:29:51,008
No, I didn't design them. I created
them, and they carry my name.

497
00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:52,019
Carry his name.

498
00:29:52,070 --> 00:29:53,074
Ladies and gentlemen.

499
00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:56,864
In a few moments, I will be a car...

500
00:29:56,910 --> 00:29:58,187
The Dupont car.

501
00:29:58,688 --> 00:30:02,432
The Dupont car named Markus Dupont,
Dupont Markus.

502
00:30:03,283 --> 00:30:05,291
In a few moments, the event.

503
00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:17,735
He ripped off the Citroën DS.

504
00:30:19,864 --> 00:30:21,873
You may clap,
I won't be embarrassed.

505
00:30:31,008 --> 00:30:32,834
I just can't believe it.

506
00:30:33,017 --> 00:30:35,862
Can you believe
Philippe Markus was my idol,

507
00:30:35,863 --> 00:30:38,252
and I've just realized he's a fake.

508
00:30:38,526 --> 00:30:40,164
He's run out of ideas!

509
00:30:40,204 --> 00:30:44,179
Don't exaggerate. I own
a lovely bottle stopper he designed!

510
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:46,044
It's broken, but it's pretty.

511
00:30:46,348 --> 00:30:48,342
Did you hear what he said?

512
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:50,872
I'm a sofa, I'm a couch, I'm a lamp.

513
00:30:50,897 --> 00:30:54,605
I'm a toothbrush,
I'm a toilet bowl...

514
00:30:58,209 --> 00:31:01,288
I just love working in toilets,
don't you?

515
00:31:01,476 --> 00:31:03,211
I get my best ideas here.

516
00:31:04,304 --> 00:31:05,948
For example, you Joanna...

517
00:31:06,670 --> 00:31:10,124
instead of working on
the car design,

518
00:31:10,149 --> 00:31:13,003
you'll work on the mock-up
for the final model.

519
00:31:15,222 --> 00:31:16,591
And you, there...

520
00:31:16,956 --> 00:31:20,974
You'll work on those little trees
planted near the highway

521
00:31:21,725 --> 00:31:23,642
that the cars skid into.

522
00:31:34,982 --> 00:31:37,538
Did he just threaten me with death?

523
00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:42,457
I totally thought he'd fire me.

524
00:31:46,566 --> 00:31:47,753
You poor darling.

525
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:50,674
You're in a negative energy field.

526
00:31:51,445 --> 00:31:53,362
Mom, cut it out!

527
00:31:54,572 --> 00:31:56,679
I don't believe that crap!

528
00:31:56,704 --> 00:32:00,246
It's not crap!
Since I retired, I've done research.

529
00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:02,528
How can you retire if
you never worked?

530
00:32:02,973 --> 00:32:04,760
Don't change the subject.

531
00:32:05,146 --> 00:32:07,519
How do you explain
all your bad luck?

532
00:32:07,934 --> 00:32:10,765
I don't know.
I'm clumsy, distracted...

533
00:32:11,984 --> 00:32:13,565
It's a bad phase.

534
00:32:13,743 --> 00:32:15,339
But it's not all bad.

535
00:32:15,528 --> 00:32:16,909
I met a guy.

536
00:32:17,014 --> 00:32:19,412
- He's nice.
- What about Richard?

537
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,479
You liked him, but it's over.

538
00:32:21,504 --> 00:32:24,607
He had a cushy job.
If you ever divorced...

539
00:32:25,993 --> 00:32:27,819
He must be a good lover.

540
00:32:28,528 --> 00:32:29,528
Wasn't he?

541
00:32:29,877 --> 00:32:30,877
I'm getting stomped on for you.

542
00:32:30,902 --> 00:32:32,402
If you could just...

543
00:32:38,141 --> 00:32:39,891
Oh that negative energy.

544
00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,457
So fascinating.

545
00:32:50,615 --> 00:32:52,441
My stomach hurts.

546
00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:57,006
My stomach hurts.

547
00:32:59,270 --> 00:33:01,005
My stomach hurts.

548
00:33:02,795 --> 00:33:05,077
We know her stomach hurts!

549
00:33:05,464 --> 00:33:06,560
Mom?

550
00:33:07,291 --> 00:33:08,568
Sweetie.

551
00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:10,917
How are you?

552
00:33:11,441 --> 00:33:13,815
I feel really good.

553
00:33:14,848 --> 00:33:15,848
Is that normal?

554
00:33:15,985 --> 00:33:17,538
It's the morphine!

555
00:33:17,905 --> 00:33:19,524
You'll feel good.

556
00:33:19,549 --> 00:33:22,014
You're okay. Only a few bruises.

557
00:33:22,761 --> 00:33:23,761
You're pretty.

558
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:25,484
Yes, that's the morphine.

559
00:33:26,315 --> 00:33:27,958
My stomach hurts.

560
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,886
We know your stomach hurts, Madam.

561
00:33:30,911 --> 00:33:33,105
If it didn't, you wouldn't be here.

562
00:33:33,425 --> 00:33:35,301
Toughen up.

563
00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:36,941
My stomach hurts.

564
00:33:38,664 --> 00:33:40,287
I'll get you a private room.

565
00:33:40,312 --> 00:33:41,845
We can hardly talk around her.

566
00:33:41,870 --> 00:33:43,149
I'll be right back.

567
00:33:44,449 --> 00:33:46,061
My stomach hurts.

568
00:33:46,787 --> 00:33:47,791
My stomach hurts.

569
00:33:50,003 --> 00:33:51,190
My stomach hurts.

570
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,759
My stomach hurts.

571
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,627
My stomach hurts.

572
00:33:54,832 --> 00:33:56,385
My stomach hurts.

573
00:33:56,821 --> 00:33:58,190
My stomach hurts.

574
00:34:11,753 --> 00:34:13,253
That's her.

575
00:34:14,784 --> 00:34:17,784
Appendicitis.
We'll take care of you.

576
00:34:27,151 --> 00:34:28,151
What's this?

577
00:34:28,246 --> 00:34:29,246
Appendicitis.

578
00:34:29,493 --> 00:34:30,497
Great.

579
00:34:31,782 --> 00:34:34,613
We've got quality today.

580
00:34:34,638 --> 00:34:36,606
- She's pretty.
- Not bad.

581
00:34:36,907 --> 00:34:37,907
Are you kidding?

582
00:34:38,002 --> 00:34:40,053
Look at those breasts!

583
00:34:40,358 --> 00:34:41,358
Very nice.

584
00:34:41,396 --> 00:34:43,093
Very firm, very hard.

585
00:34:43,366 --> 00:34:45,657
She must be Slavic.

586
00:34:46,490 --> 00:34:47,707
They're fake.

587
00:34:47,988 --> 00:34:49,898
No way. Touch them, you'll see.

588
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,836
- So?
- It seems real.

589
00:34:53,101 --> 00:34:54,660
The other one, too.

590
00:34:54,731 --> 00:34:56,878
You find these interesting now?

591
00:34:57,557 --> 00:34:58,557
What d'you mean?

592
00:34:58,734 --> 00:35:00,723
Nothing.

593
00:35:05,153 --> 00:35:06,153
Scalpel.

594
00:35:10,644 --> 00:35:12,144
Vincent, no!

595
00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:18,162
She doesn't need surgery?

596
00:35:18,921 --> 00:35:20,260
Just a teensy one?

597
00:35:20,307 --> 00:35:22,755
It's on the house, for the pleasure.

598
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:24,369
You're a pain in the ass.

599
00:35:24,608 --> 00:35:26,160
You know the patients I get here?

600
00:35:26,339 --> 00:35:27,950
No, you've no idea.

601
00:35:27,975 --> 00:35:31,883
This morning, I had an old lady
with varicose veins.

602
00:35:32,155 --> 00:35:33,442
Sound exciting?

603
00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:34,745
No?

604
00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:36,384
It's too much.

605
00:35:36,409 --> 00:35:38,293
- It's OK.
- We have to break up.

606
00:35:38,318 --> 00:35:39,800
Come on, pal.

607
00:35:40,016 --> 00:35:41,386
Let it all out.

608
00:35:41,871 --> 00:35:43,371
Have a good cry.

609
00:35:47,198 --> 00:35:49,630
We're men after all.

610
00:35:50,061 --> 00:35:51,913
You can handle this.

611
00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:53,491
Hang in there!

612
00:35:54,425 --> 00:35:55,425
See you.

613
00:35:55,450 --> 00:35:56,450
No.

614
00:36:05,804 --> 00:36:06,808
Marjorie?

615
00:36:07,448 --> 00:36:08,635
Excuse me...

616
00:36:09,276 --> 00:36:12,564
We've worked together,
but don't know each other.

617
00:36:13,699 --> 00:36:16,163
Would you like to go for a drink?

618
00:36:16,570 --> 00:36:18,596
I've been looking all over for you!

619
00:36:19,651 --> 00:36:20,655
Hi, Sophie.

620
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,046
They almost operated!

621
00:36:22,071 --> 00:36:24,999
Yes,
but Julien stopped them, as usual.

622
00:36:25,479 --> 00:36:26,479
Julien?

623
00:36:26,661 --> 00:36:27,661
What if it's him?

624
00:36:29,218 --> 00:36:30,314
Him what?

625
00:36:32,390 --> 00:36:34,088
What if he's cursed?

626
00:36:34,124 --> 00:36:36,406
Oh no, you're not going to start.

627
00:36:36,431 --> 00:36:38,741
I just got out of surgery.

628
00:36:38,766 --> 00:36:40,337
When did this bad luck begin?

629
00:36:40,981 --> 00:36:41,960
When they met.

630
00:36:41,985 --> 00:36:43,735
I can't believe it.

631
00:36:45,534 --> 00:36:48,185
That's when
I made my biggest mistake.

632
00:36:48,751 --> 00:36:51,021
Instead of leaving her,

633
00:36:51,108 --> 00:36:53,117
we went to my parents'.

634
00:36:53,883 --> 00:36:57,776
That weekend in the county
was a very bad idea.

635
00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:00,804
This weekend is a great idea.

636
00:37:02,085 --> 00:37:03,545
It's really peaceful there,

637
00:37:04,039 --> 00:37:05,408
and less risky than Paris.

638
00:37:06,089 --> 00:37:08,463
It'll be good after all
I've been through.

639
00:37:09,261 --> 00:37:11,050
And there's the DS.

640
00:37:11,075 --> 00:37:13,206
On Monday, I'm going to
Brussels with Markus

641
00:37:13,231 --> 00:37:15,437
to present his rotten design.

642
00:37:15,462 --> 00:37:16,607
What a disaster.

643
00:37:16,632 --> 00:37:17,800
Make your own.

644
00:37:17,825 --> 00:37:18,851
What do you mean?

645
00:37:18,876 --> 00:37:20,508
Create your own project.

646
00:37:20,741 --> 00:37:23,139
Take a chance on your dream.

647
00:37:23,265 --> 00:37:24,551
Maybe you're right.

648
00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:26,470
You know I'm always right.

649
00:37:28,896 --> 00:37:32,637
It's quiet there, so you can work...
after you've tamed Attila.

650
00:37:33,401 --> 00:37:34,901
Attila?

651
00:37:37,256 --> 00:37:38,756
He likes you a lot!

652
00:37:38,971 --> 00:37:40,471
I'd say so.

653
00:37:52,692 --> 00:37:54,244
Julien likes you, too.

654
00:37:56,275 --> 00:37:58,070
Not quite like this.

655
00:38:07,424 --> 00:38:08,924
Are those storks?

656
00:38:09,050 --> 00:38:11,603
They're my pride and joy.

657
00:38:12,136 --> 00:38:14,974
It took years to attract them.

658
00:38:14,999 --> 00:38:17,871
If they left, I'd feel so alone.

659
00:38:18,721 --> 00:38:20,000
You have your wife.

660
00:38:20,274 --> 00:38:22,062
Yes, of course.

661
00:38:23,202 --> 00:38:24,202
I have my wife.

662
00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,439
They're together because of me.

663
00:38:27,042 --> 00:38:28,594
Really? What do you mean?

664
00:38:29,411 --> 00:38:30,911
I was ten.

665
00:38:31,901 --> 00:38:33,636
My parents fought non-stop.

666
00:38:34,506 --> 00:38:36,150
I decided to do something.

667
00:38:37,076 --> 00:38:39,633
I read everything
written about couples.

668
00:38:40,557 --> 00:38:42,417
I put it into practice.

669
00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:45,108
Remember the word "communication".

670
00:38:46,334 --> 00:38:47,834
And it worked.

671
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:49,971
We wish you as much happiness.

672
00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,041
Yes, Mom?

673
00:39:02,487 --> 00:39:03,708
How are you, sweetie?

674
00:39:03,733 --> 00:39:05,322
I've been thinking. Come home now.

675
00:39:05,347 --> 00:39:06,404
You're in danger.

676
00:39:06,429 --> 00:39:08,504
I've been with Julien non-stop.

677
00:39:08,529 --> 00:39:09,574
I'm just fine.

678
00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:11,334
But Sophie's right!

679
00:39:11,359 --> 00:39:12,359
He's cursed!

680
00:39:12,455 --> 00:39:14,531
You're in danger around him.

681
00:39:14,556 --> 00:39:15,809
- Leave him now.
- No!

682
00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:18,239
You have to. He exudes danger!

683
00:39:18,264 --> 00:39:20,745
- No!
- Leave before it's too late!

684
00:39:20,770 --> 00:39:22,413
Can I get a word in?

685
00:39:22,438 --> 00:39:23,899
Leave him, he's dangerous.

686
00:39:23,924 --> 00:39:25,833
I want you to be safe.

687
00:39:25,858 --> 00:39:27,502
I know you do.

688
00:39:27,527 --> 00:39:29,294
- Leave!
- No!

689
00:39:29,319 --> 00:39:30,401
Why not?

690
00:39:30,426 --> 00:39:32,433
Because I don't want to!

691
00:39:35,527 --> 00:39:37,027
Oh no.

692
00:39:56,226 --> 00:39:57,726
Oh no.

693
00:40:06,562 --> 00:40:08,936
I'm so sorry.
I just want to disappear.

694
00:40:09,853 --> 00:40:12,481
I'd offer the nest, but that's out.

695
00:40:12,892 --> 00:40:14,443
It's not that bad.

696
00:40:15,627 --> 00:40:16,814
We're well insured.

697
00:40:18,071 --> 00:40:19,612
And we're used to it.

698
00:40:19,764 --> 00:40:20,963
- Used to it?
- Yes.

699
00:40:21,078 --> 00:40:24,528
Julien's had
a lot of unlucky girlfriends.

700
00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:25,804
Is that so?

701
00:40:26,478 --> 00:40:27,478
Yes.

702
00:40:28,937 --> 00:40:31,329
Were they unlucky
before meeting you?

703
00:40:31,714 --> 00:40:33,084
Yes, of course.

704
00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,915
You don't think
Julien brought them bad luck?

705
00:40:37,177 --> 00:40:39,186
Joanna, we have to talk.

706
00:40:42,086 --> 00:40:45,698
Did you hear that?

707
00:40:50,151 --> 00:40:51,247
I told her everything.

708
00:40:51,307 --> 00:40:54,342
Sidonie catching on fire,
Nadege's teeth.

709
00:40:54,567 --> 00:40:56,759
The skin graft on Patricia's butt.

710
00:40:57,521 --> 00:40:58,617
I laid it all out.

711
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:01,433
Julie electrocuted by her toaster.

712
00:41:01,606 --> 00:41:03,822
Ariane's unfortunate bungee jump.

713
00:41:03,894 --> 00:41:05,799
Veronique, Sandrine...

714
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:10,295
After all that,
any woman would left running.

715
00:41:11,455 --> 00:41:12,733
What'll you do?

716
00:41:14,331 --> 00:41:15,884
What'll I do?

717
00:41:16,817 --> 00:41:19,183
I've had some bad luck lately,

718
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:21,497
but to suggest it's your fault...

719
00:41:21,669 --> 00:41:23,021
I don't buy that.

720
00:41:23,046 --> 00:41:25,046
You'll be in danger with me.

721
00:41:32,270 --> 00:41:34,552
Other girls were OK
after they left me.

722
00:41:35,548 --> 00:41:36,644
How do you know?

723
00:41:37,939 --> 00:41:39,521
I ran into one... Alice.

724
00:41:39,582 --> 00:41:41,774
Hurry Benjamin or we'll be late.

725
00:41:42,327 --> 00:41:43,789
Hi, Alice.
How are you?

726
00:41:45,034 --> 00:41:46,378
I was in the area.

727
00:41:46,403 --> 00:41:47,355
Get back inside!

728
00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,642
Mom...

729
00:41:50,105 --> 00:41:51,407
Are you OK, Alice?

730
00:41:51,502 --> 00:41:53,213
No more hospitals.

731
00:41:53,319 --> 00:41:55,236
No more doors in my face.

732
00:41:55,261 --> 00:41:56,996
I'm doing fine now, understand?

733
00:41:57,547 --> 00:41:59,547
My life was never better.

734
00:41:59,938 --> 00:42:02,449
Get out and never come back!

735
00:42:03,781 --> 00:42:04,781
You see?

736
00:42:06,271 --> 00:42:08,709
You just want to break up with me,

737
00:42:08,831 --> 00:42:10,223
and this is your excuse.

738
00:42:12,005 --> 00:42:14,005
I don't want to break up.

739
00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,125
I've never been happier.

740
00:42:21,736 --> 00:42:23,736
So there's no reason to break up.

741
00:42:39,026 --> 00:42:42,026
None.

742
00:42:46,619 --> 00:42:48,274
I thought she'd gone.

743
00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:50,438
But instead,

744
00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:52,808
she was working.

745
00:42:52,833 --> 00:42:55,908
- You're here?
- Working on the designs.

746
00:42:56,737 --> 00:42:57,937
They're not bad.

747
00:42:58,523 --> 00:43:01,548
I drove her to the train station
for her meeting.

748
00:43:02,426 --> 00:43:03,906
My train's in 45 minutes.

749
00:43:05,038 --> 00:43:07,563
If you drive this slow
I won't make it.

750
00:43:09,665 --> 00:43:11,107
Stop being paranoid.

751
00:43:11,311 --> 00:43:14,623
The road's empty, we'll be fine.

752
00:43:14,689 --> 00:43:16,264
It's true.

753
00:43:16,289 --> 00:43:17,289
You're right.

754
00:43:32,281 --> 00:43:33,781
Is that a tire?

755
00:43:34,749 --> 00:43:35,749
Yes.

756
00:43:49,423 --> 00:43:50,423
I don't understand.

757
00:43:52,655 --> 00:43:53,874
I'll take a taxi.

758
00:43:54,332 --> 00:43:55,332
I understand.

759
00:44:05,955 --> 00:44:06,955
Unbelievable.

760
00:44:20,374 --> 00:44:22,312
I've researched cursed people.

761
00:44:22,337 --> 00:44:24,964
They exist, and there are all sorts.

762
00:44:24,989 --> 00:44:26,863
Some of them are the real deal.

763
00:44:26,888 --> 00:44:30,300
In general,
there's one catastrophe...

764
00:44:30,325 --> 00:44:33,995
One thinks he's jinxed.

765
00:44:39,504 --> 00:44:40,861
Another case, there was a couple,
and the girl was cursed.

766
00:44:40,886 --> 00:44:43,345
She had a poodle.
I'll spare you the details.

767
00:44:43,370 --> 00:44:46,092
One day the dog bit the boyfriend.

768
00:44:46,117 --> 00:44:48,804
The guy got rabies. Imagine that!

769
00:44:48,829 --> 00:44:53,577
Rabies in this day and age?

770
00:44:53,602 --> 00:44:57,449
It's...

771
00:44:57,474 --> 00:44:58,899
You okay?

772
00:44:58,924 --> 00:45:01,961
No. I've been
listening to your awful stories.

773
00:45:02,999 --> 00:45:04,444
So you believe me?

774
00:45:04,795 --> 00:45:05,893
I don't know.

775
00:45:05,918 --> 00:45:07,685
But I'm dreading this meeting.

776
00:45:07,710 --> 00:45:08,965
You believe me.

777
00:45:09,818 --> 00:45:11,167
I'm not sure... that's different.

778
00:45:11,462 --> 00:45:13,116
I've got stories that are worse.

779
00:45:14,121 --> 00:45:15,253
Gloves.

780
00:45:18,068 --> 00:45:19,722
It's not difficult!

781
00:45:21,384 --> 00:45:22,977
Can you stop with all this now.

782
00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:24,971
It's annoying.

783
00:45:34,253 --> 00:45:35,253
Asshole!

784
00:45:35,278 --> 00:45:37,277
Did you try the new position?

785
00:45:37,355 --> 00:45:39,248
We did everything you said.

786
00:45:39,852 --> 00:45:40,852
The proof.

787
00:45:43,027 --> 00:45:45,901
It's hopeless.
We've been married too long.

788
00:45:47,023 --> 00:45:49,093
No, we'll find the answer.

789
00:45:50,649 --> 00:45:53,192
I think we can spice things up.

790
00:45:54,421 --> 00:45:55,604
It's scary at first,

791
00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:57,022
but very effective.

792
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:02,628
It's not my bag.

793
00:46:24,946 --> 00:46:26,338
- Thank you.
- My pleasure.

794
00:46:26,363 --> 00:46:27,140
Your name?

795
00:46:27,165 --> 00:46:28,819
- Joanna Sorini.
- Okay.

796
00:46:30,082 --> 00:46:31,805
There's a problem
with your room.

797
00:46:32,217 --> 00:46:33,116
What is it?

798
00:46:33,141 --> 00:46:35,874
The room was flooded today.

799
00:46:36,232 --> 00:46:38,469
Sorry, it was a stroke of bad luck.

800
00:46:38,850 --> 00:46:39,850
Oh no.

801
00:46:40,191 --> 00:46:42,379
- I have a solution...
- The laundy room?

802
00:46:43,683 --> 00:46:46,115
The presidential suite, madam.

803
00:46:46,723 --> 00:46:49,556
You have a small kitchen
at your disposal,

804
00:46:50,596 --> 00:46:52,250
along with a dining room,

805
00:46:53,794 --> 00:46:54,794
bedroom,

806
00:46:55,978 --> 00:46:57,110
and bathroom.

807
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,183
I hope this is satisfactory.

808
00:47:03,208 --> 00:47:04,208
Yes.

809
00:47:17,586 --> 00:47:18,586
Unbelievable.

810
00:47:19,055 --> 00:47:20,274
Did you dump him?

811
00:47:20,530 --> 00:47:22,097
No! I'll ty again.

812
00:47:34,062 --> 00:47:35,629
It's the distance.

813
00:47:36,064 --> 00:47:39,846
That's it. He's got no power
when he's far enough away.

814
00:47:39,871 --> 00:47:42,396
Who cares! No more curse,
my luck's back.

815
00:47:42,421 --> 00:47:43,805
It's back.

816
00:47:44,159 --> 00:47:45,878
Calm down.

817
00:47:45,903 --> 00:47:49,305
I'm going to show Markus my designs,
and he'll love them!

818
00:47:49,517 --> 00:47:51,181
One more go!

819
00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,142
Taxi!

820
00:48:14,576 --> 00:48:15,969
Mr. Markus?

821
00:48:17,664 --> 00:48:18,640
Yes?

822
00:48:19,514 --> 00:48:21,873
I've been thinking
about our project.

823
00:48:22,438 --> 00:48:26,734
I've got a suggestion for an idea,
well, more of a lead...

824
00:48:26,759 --> 00:48:28,080
Yes. For the...

825
00:48:28,390 --> 00:48:29,768
Hello everyone.

826
00:48:34,775 --> 00:48:36,343
No touching.

827
00:48:38,214 --> 00:48:41,841
I'd like you
to meet the CEO of Nakita,

828
00:48:41,866 --> 00:48:42,866
Pakidok.

829
00:48:44,849 --> 00:48:47,341
This is the famous Philippe Markus.

830
00:48:47,366 --> 00:48:49,239
Oh, no! Please.

831
00:48:49,763 --> 00:48:50,763
Delighted.

832
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:57,520
Shut up.

833
00:48:58,238 --> 00:49:00,778
Tell these characters... Translate,

834
00:49:00,866 --> 00:49:03,094
I'm inspired by yellow.

835
00:49:03,119 --> 00:49:05,183
Spatiotemporal inspiration.

836
00:49:05,419 --> 00:49:07,613
I wore this orange suit.

837
00:49:07,638 --> 00:49:09,502
As an homage to Picasso.

838
00:49:09,527 --> 00:49:10,833
I wanted to explain...

839
00:49:10,866 --> 00:49:13,272
I can only say "delighted".

840
00:49:13,362 --> 00:49:15,457
Ah, that's all he can say.

841
00:49:15,482 --> 00:49:17,550
And I can say "You're fired!"

842
00:49:18,512 --> 00:49:19,512
Get lost!

843
00:49:19,537 --> 00:49:21,926
Take Spanish lessons.
Get the hell out!

844
00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:24,819
I work with pros! Translate that!

845
00:49:25,299 --> 00:49:26,299
Sorry.

846
00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:30,408
Let's sit down and get started.

847
00:49:46,054 --> 00:49:49,052
Ladies, gentlemen,
gentlemen, ladies...

848
00:49:50,607 --> 00:49:53,069
Today, you will witness

849
00:49:53,147 --> 00:49:54,399
the birth of a car.

850
00:49:54,424 --> 00:49:56,699
Not just a useful object,

851
00:49:56,724 --> 00:49:59,567
but if I may say in all modesty,

852
00:49:59,592 --> 00:50:01,287
a work of art.

853
00:50:02,069 --> 00:50:05,466
Ladies, gentlemen,
today I present to you

854
00:50:05,491 --> 00:50:08,105
not simply the new car,

855
00:50:08,994 --> 00:50:11,612
but car-art!

856
00:50:12,554 --> 00:50:14,381
Ladies and gentlemen,

857
00:50:14,406 --> 00:50:15,901
let's share

858
00:50:15,926 --> 00:50:17,145
in the birth

859
00:50:18,487 --> 00:50:21,368
my masterpiece:
the new Dupont!

860
00:50:32,805 --> 00:50:33,805
Is this a joke?

861
00:50:34,925 --> 00:50:36,760
What do you mean? Don't you like it?

862
00:50:36,785 --> 00:50:37,785
Yes, I love it.

863
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,303
You scared me!

864
00:50:39,606 --> 00:50:42,757
I thought the innovative aspect
shocked you.

865
00:50:42,806 --> 00:50:43,850
Understandably!

866
00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,578
I've loved it for years.

867
00:50:46,382 --> 00:50:47,382
Pardon?

868
00:50:47,423 --> 00:50:51,180
I've owned three since
the 1955 car show.

869
00:50:51,379 --> 00:50:52,684
That car, my friend,

870
00:50:53,908 --> 00:50:54,908
is a DS.

871
00:50:55,031 --> 00:50:56,031
A DS?

872
00:50:56,052 --> 00:50:57,271
What are you saying?

873
00:50:57,572 --> 00:50:59,468
It's nothing like a DS!

874
00:50:59,493 --> 00:51:01,543
This is not a DS bumper,

875
00:51:01,568 --> 00:51:03,539
this is not a DS door!

876
00:51:03,564 --> 00:51:05,906
What are you talking about!

877
00:51:05,931 --> 00:51:08,168
But it all adds up to a DS.

878
00:51:08,193 --> 00:51:09,291
It is not a DS!

879
00:51:09,322 --> 00:51:11,800
So this glass bottle...

880
00:51:11,825 --> 00:51:14,597
It's like a bottle of Coke
because it's glass?

881
00:51:14,622 --> 00:51:17,186
So it's a bottle of Coke!

882
00:51:17,211 --> 00:51:18,324
Are you happy?

883
00:51:18,434 --> 00:51:19,981
This ashtray's glass,

884
00:51:20,006 --> 00:51:22,618
so it's a bottle,
like a bottle of Coke.

885
00:51:22,677 --> 00:51:24,325
I'm drinking a Coke!

886
00:51:25,057 --> 00:51:26,624
The Chinaman's glasses...

887
00:51:26,649 --> 00:51:30,220
They're glass,
so they must be a Coke! Dammit!

888
00:51:31,512 --> 00:51:34,285
You've wasted enough of our time!

889
00:51:34,310 --> 00:51:37,620
The chandelier is a table lamp!

890
00:51:37,648 --> 00:51:38,601
Hello, table lamp!

891
00:51:38,626 --> 00:51:41,596
The carpet... It's a doormat!

892
00:51:41,921 --> 00:51:42,921
Wait!

893
00:51:50,777 --> 00:51:51,777
You like him?

894
00:51:53,057 --> 00:51:54,276
You like him?

895
00:51:54,703 --> 00:51:56,139
That's all I know in Korean.

896
00:51:56,394 --> 00:51:59,698
I'm sorry, but I think...

897
00:52:00,046 --> 00:52:01,776
it's important that I talk to him.

898
00:52:02,053 --> 00:52:03,831
At least, I hope.

899
00:52:03,874 --> 00:52:05,819
I have another proposal.

900
00:52:05,844 --> 00:52:08,012
Another possible design.

901
00:52:08,611 --> 00:52:10,503
Let me show you.

902
00:52:10,528 --> 00:52:11,839
Please, I'll be quick.

903
00:52:12,867 --> 00:52:15,491
Why don't we listen.
We've come a long way.

904
00:52:15,516 --> 00:52:17,197
We're already here,

905
00:52:17,984 --> 00:52:19,949
we should give her a chance.

906
00:52:19,974 --> 00:52:20,974
Right, Martin?

907
00:52:23,481 --> 00:52:24,481
Thank you.

908
00:52:25,532 --> 00:52:29,194
All I have are a few sketches...

909
00:52:29,219 --> 00:52:30,534
rough ideas.

910
00:52:30,559 --> 00:52:33,575
But it should give you
a clear idea of my design.

911
00:52:39,551 --> 00:52:40,551
Yes.

912
00:52:41,791 --> 00:52:42,763
Martin!

913
00:52:43,656 --> 00:52:45,156
How embarrassing.

914
00:52:53,072 --> 00:52:54,072
No.

915
00:52:54,384 --> 00:52:56,213
Not at all.

916
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:57,966
It's not...

917
00:52:59,165 --> 00:53:00,209
Scandalous!

918
00:53:24,057 --> 00:53:27,253
I just lost the job of my dreams,

919
00:53:27,481 --> 00:53:29,157
with a dildo in my hand.

920
00:53:29,202 --> 00:53:30,202
You see.

921
00:53:32,138 --> 00:53:33,638
Now you believe me?

922
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:34,800
I don't know.

923
00:53:35,776 --> 00:53:36,908
Yeah, maybe.

924
00:53:39,998 --> 00:53:41,498
Take the designs.

925
00:53:42,740 --> 00:53:44,307
No, I blew it.

926
00:53:44,568 --> 00:53:46,963
I looked at them. They're great.

927
00:53:47,014 --> 00:53:48,494
You can still present them.

928
00:53:50,962 --> 00:53:52,504
You know it could work.

929
00:53:52,529 --> 00:53:53,529
Here.

930
00:54:05,502 --> 00:54:06,502
There.

931
00:54:29,334 --> 00:54:31,334
Lucky they didn't get wet.

932
00:54:32,900 --> 00:54:34,293
Oh shit!

933
00:54:34,530 --> 00:54:36,030
I can't believe it!

934
00:54:36,988 --> 00:54:38,988
I can't take any more!

935
00:54:39,484 --> 00:54:40,484
Leave me alone!

936
00:54:40,703 --> 00:54:42,203
Get away!

937
00:54:42,849 --> 00:54:44,849
I never want to see you again!

938
00:54:46,507 --> 00:54:47,930
I can't handle it!

939
00:54:47,955 --> 00:54:49,455
It's over!

940
00:54:49,625 --> 00:54:52,625
I never want
to see you again. Never!

941
00:55:23,022 --> 00:55:24,022
Yes?

942
00:55:26,593 --> 00:55:28,183
- May I?
- It's you.

943
00:55:28,602 --> 00:55:31,145
You're delighted to see me.

944
00:55:32,591 --> 00:55:33,698
Let me guess...

945
00:55:33,723 --> 00:55:36,748
Caught
in the shower in your clothes?

946
00:55:36,773 --> 00:55:38,219
I swam in the fountain.

947
00:55:38,408 --> 00:55:39,787
Your life's exciting.

948
00:55:40,010 --> 00:55:44,597
You have no idea. On top of
having a totally rotten day,

949
00:55:44,622 --> 00:55:46,189
I dumped the man I love.

950
00:55:46,974 --> 00:55:47,974
- There...
- Oh?

951
00:55:48,209 --> 00:55:50,842
I thought I was the man you love.

952
00:55:51,724 --> 00:55:53,699
My father thinks so.

953
00:55:53,724 --> 00:55:55,080
He thinks we're a nice pair.

954
00:55:55,602 --> 00:55:58,398
Are you here to ask me to marry you?

955
00:55:58,429 --> 00:56:00,064
No, not at all.

956
00:56:00,442 --> 00:56:01,947
I want your designs.

957
00:56:02,189 --> 00:56:04,311
I convinced Dad to take a look.

958
00:56:04,336 --> 00:56:07,051
Not that he didn't like your idea.

959
00:56:07,076 --> 00:56:10,502
He's just more interested
in cars than female sexuality.

960
00:56:10,957 --> 00:56:12,089
I'm the opposite.

961
00:56:12,548 --> 00:56:13,739
I can't.

962
00:56:13,936 --> 00:56:14,936
Why not?

963
00:56:15,428 --> 00:56:16,933
Look.

964
00:56:18,258 --> 00:56:20,334
This complicates things.

965
00:56:21,336 --> 00:56:22,336
Yes.

966
00:56:23,384 --> 00:56:25,222
No... It looks good.

967
00:56:28,746 --> 00:56:30,226
You know what we'll do?

968
00:56:30,334 --> 00:56:32,068
You return to Paris, redo these.

969
00:56:32,777 --> 00:56:35,775
When you're done, call me.

970
00:56:35,849 --> 00:56:38,026
I'll arrange a meeting with my dad.

971
00:56:39,986 --> 00:56:41,378
Why do that for me?

972
00:56:42,864 --> 00:56:45,087
We all deserve a second chance.

973
00:56:47,643 --> 00:56:50,573
And for once,
I agree with my father.

974
00:56:51,649 --> 00:56:53,797
We're great together,
don't you think?

975
00:56:54,914 --> 00:56:55,914
You're smiling.

976
00:57:00,865 --> 00:57:02,900
After that huge fiasco,

977
00:57:05,024 --> 00:57:07,818
I sought refuge
with my one success story.

978
00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:12,720
My parents.

979
00:57:14,822 --> 00:57:16,302
Dad, Mom?

980
00:57:17,713 --> 00:57:18,932
Are you here?

981
00:57:30,772 --> 00:57:31,772
Who's that?

982
00:57:32,692 --> 00:57:33,692
A friend.

983
00:57:34,794 --> 00:57:35,794
Where's Mom?

984
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:37,763
Her place.

985
00:57:37,791 --> 00:57:38,333
Her place?

986
00:57:38,358 --> 00:57:39,992
She has a place in Paris.

987
00:57:42,498 --> 00:57:43,195
With Marc.

988
00:57:43,518 --> 00:57:44,518
Marc?

989
00:57:44,736 --> 00:57:45,736
Her boyfriend.

990
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:51,892
What the hell's going on?

991
00:57:52,976 --> 00:57:54,281
You're right, Julien.

992
00:57:56,729 --> 00:57:58,699
You're old enough to know.

993
00:57:59,388 --> 00:58:01,217
Yes Dad, I'm old enough, I'm 35.

994
00:58:02,428 --> 00:58:05,480
Remember that fuss you made
to save our marriage?

995
00:58:06,479 --> 00:58:07,479
In 5th grade?

996
00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:11,000
You were so sweet to do all that.

997
00:58:11,025 --> 00:58:14,461
Your mom and I
didn't have the heart to hurt you.

998
00:58:15,003 --> 00:58:16,870
We pretended to reconcile.

999
00:58:17,821 --> 00:58:19,737
But we still fought in secret.

1000
00:58:20,861 --> 00:58:21,861
That's it.

1001
00:58:22,003 --> 00:58:24,197
We both had affairs.

1002
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:27,359
Things worked out
when you left home.

1003
00:58:27,908 --> 00:58:29,910
Your mother moved out.

1004
00:58:31,533 --> 00:58:33,677
She comes back when you visit.

1005
00:58:34,289 --> 00:58:35,856
- Really?
- You're so polite...

1006
00:58:35,890 --> 00:58:37,981
You always
Iet us know you're coming.

1007
00:58:39,500 --> 00:58:41,241
My life was a total sham.

1008
00:58:42,518 --> 00:58:45,981
I needed the truth.

1009
00:58:46,013 --> 00:58:47,577
You know what'll happen?

1010
00:58:48,455 --> 00:58:49,760
You're in phase 4.

1011
00:58:50,770 --> 00:58:52,250
Constant fighting.

1012
00:58:53,991 --> 00:58:56,592
Discovering
your partner's true nature.

1013
00:58:57,860 --> 00:58:58,860
Enjoy this phase.

1014
00:58:59,299 --> 00:59:00,904
It gets even worse.

1015
00:59:01,115 --> 00:59:02,334
The hate will seep in.

1016
00:59:03,047 --> 00:59:04,091
You'll stop talking.

1017
00:59:04,704 --> 00:59:06,446
All communication will end.

1018
00:59:07,246 --> 00:59:09,434
You'll reach the final stage.

1019
00:59:10,016 --> 00:59:11,293
Separation.

1020
00:59:12,612 --> 00:59:14,941
Later, custody battles.

1021
00:59:16,546 --> 00:59:19,380
Alimony, thoughts of suicide...

1022
00:59:19,934 --> 00:59:24,239
Hours just staring
at the Public Affairs Channel...

1023
00:59:26,025 --> 00:59:27,025
There you have it,

1024
00:59:27,416 --> 00:59:28,874
that'll be 75 euros.

1025
00:59:35,324 --> 00:59:36,861
Are you all right, sir?

1026
00:59:36,953 --> 00:59:38,694
By then I'd lost all hope.

1027
00:59:39,075 --> 00:59:41,226
Then the unexpected happened.

1028
00:59:41,369 --> 00:59:42,588
I know how you feel...

1029
00:59:43,377 --> 00:59:44,377
I was depressed.

1030
00:59:44,856 --> 00:59:46,597
I'm fine, I'm not depressed.

1031
00:59:51,595 --> 00:59:52,595
Don't give up.

1032
00:59:52,727 --> 00:59:53,772
There's a way out.

1033
00:59:54,294 --> 00:59:56,490
I tried hypnotherapy.

1034
00:59:57,453 --> 01:00:00,152
I discovered
the source of my troubles.

1035
01:00:01,975 --> 01:00:03,567
It worked? You're cured?

1036
01:00:04,075 --> 01:00:06,434
Not really, but I understand now.

1037
01:00:07,159 --> 01:00:08,776
The next couple's here.

1038
01:00:08,801 --> 01:00:12,264
Should I just refer them
to a divorce lawyer?

1039
01:00:25,767 --> 01:00:26,767
I miss him.

1040
01:00:27,856 --> 01:00:29,428
I've lost my inspiration.

1041
01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:31,960
Listen, Joanna.

1042
01:00:32,683 --> 01:00:34,076
What was your dream as a kid?

1043
01:00:35,133 --> 01:00:37,902
Julien,
or the cars you'd create one day?

1044
01:00:38,362 --> 01:00:39,362
I'm not a kid.

1045
01:00:39,463 --> 01:00:41,484
Exactly. Go for your dream!

1046
01:00:41,756 --> 01:00:44,504
Forget Julien and design the car!

1047
01:00:45,680 --> 01:00:47,858
I'm going to go take a nap.

1048
01:00:48,209 --> 01:00:51,063
I didn't know motivating
someone was so tiring.

1049
01:00:58,967 --> 01:01:03,036
Oh, my darling,
are you this lonely?

1050
01:01:05,307 --> 01:01:06,307
It's great!

1051
01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:09,496
It might be,
but nothing replaces human warmth.

1052
01:01:10,895 --> 01:01:12,594
How does this work anyway?

1053
01:01:12,619 --> 01:01:14,089
Wait, let go...

1054
01:01:14,798 --> 01:01:15,843
Tilt it a bit.

1055
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,920
That's good.

1056
01:01:18,328 --> 01:01:19,372
Touch it.

1057
01:01:20,572 --> 01:01:21,572
Don't move!

1058
01:01:31,327 --> 01:01:32,546
It's not bad.

1059
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,160
I like the shape.

1060
01:01:42,842 --> 01:01:44,148
I don't know why...

1061
01:01:45,072 --> 01:01:47,161
It reminds me of something...

1062
01:01:51,044 --> 01:01:51,952
Really?

1063
01:01:51,977 --> 01:01:53,022
You're talented.

1064
01:01:54,982 --> 01:01:57,818
But I'm not the only one to decide.

1065
01:01:58,103 --> 01:02:01,092
There's
the Korean I sold the shares to.

1066
01:02:01,886 --> 01:02:02,886
You know what?

1067
01:02:03,144 --> 01:02:05,190
I'm going to call your boss.

1068
01:02:05,601 --> 01:02:06,995
That nervous little snob.

1069
01:02:07,301 --> 01:02:10,099
I'll tell him to put you back
on the project.

1070
01:02:11,215 --> 01:02:12,215
You like that?

1071
01:02:13,227 --> 01:02:14,292
Yes, I do.

1072
01:02:14,317 --> 01:02:15,317
Consider it done.

1073
01:02:17,762 --> 01:02:19,330
How can I thank you?

1074
01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:21,071
You can join me for dinner.

1075
01:02:21,837 --> 01:02:25,558
We can meet in a restaurant
instead of an elevator.

1076
01:02:25,663 --> 01:02:28,804
But it's fine if you prefer
a more confined space.

1077
01:02:29,278 --> 01:02:31,127
I had a complicated breakup.

1078
01:02:31,152 --> 01:02:34,494
That's fine
since I'm very uncomplicated.

1079
01:02:34,519 --> 01:02:35,383
- Really?
- Yes.

1080
01:02:35,408 --> 01:02:38,380
We'll have dinner together,
with fine wine.

1081
01:02:38,852 --> 01:02:41,127
Then we'll make love later.

1082
01:02:41,152 --> 01:02:42,222
That'll be...

1083
01:02:42,588 --> 01:02:44,752
A very uncomplicated relationship.

1084
01:02:44,777 --> 01:02:45,777
I guess.

1085
01:02:47,288 --> 01:02:48,288
Well, uh...

1086
01:02:48,496 --> 01:02:49,961
May I think it over?

1087
01:02:50,282 --> 01:02:51,282
Make it short.

1088
01:02:53,668 --> 01:02:56,199
- See you. Thanks.
- See you.

1089
01:03:02,247 --> 01:03:04,747
He watches the spiral...

1090
01:03:07,219 --> 01:03:09,719
He listens
to the fountain of life...

1091
01:03:16,419 --> 01:03:18,919
He watches the spiral.

1092
01:03:22,142 --> 01:03:25,642
He drinks the elixir of the
mountains, perfumed with flowers.

1093
01:03:33,761 --> 01:03:35,761
I don't know why I came.

1094
01:03:36,554 --> 01:03:39,054
I don't think my problem's
that bad.

1095
01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:41,005
I'll come back another time.

1096
01:03:41,394 --> 01:03:43,144
He doesn't move!

1097
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:47,780
He concentrates and drinks
the elixir.

1098
01:03:56,209 --> 01:03:57,709
He returns

1099
01:03:57,772 --> 01:04:00,272
to the source of his pain.

1100
01:04:01,534 --> 01:04:04,034
He closes his eyes.

1101
01:04:05,857 --> 01:04:08,357
So he can see better...

1102
01:04:10,267 --> 01:04:12,182
It's like I don't exist.

1103
01:04:12,591 --> 01:04:15,449
He doesn't sit next to me
in class anymore.

1104
01:04:15,864 --> 01:04:18,417
Negation of the other.

1105
01:04:18,679 --> 01:04:20,841
Feelings of abandonment.

1106
01:04:20,866 --> 01:04:24,218
The other day
he even said I was a bad kisser.

1107
01:04:25,372 --> 01:04:27,550
Physical disparagement.

1108
01:04:28,352 --> 01:04:30,419
Tell me if I'm a bad kisser.

1109
01:04:30,444 --> 01:04:31,444
Pardon?

1110
01:04:39,674 --> 01:04:40,806
So, Monnier...

1111
01:04:41,384 --> 01:04:42,778
Life's going good for you?

1112
01:04:42,803 --> 01:04:45,337
- It's not what you think!
- Think I'm dumb?

1113
01:04:45,362 --> 01:04:48,267
You're not dumb, just unfair!

1114
01:04:48,292 --> 01:04:49,471
She kisses well!

1115
01:04:49,496 --> 01:04:53,106
Okay, you bastard,
this means war!

1116
01:04:53,131 --> 01:04:55,232
I curse you Monnier!

1117
01:04:55,257 --> 01:04:57,757
I curse you 'til the end of time!

1118
01:05:02,192 --> 01:05:04,483
Damien Marpeaux!
It was Damien Marpeaux!

1119
01:05:05,021 --> 01:05:06,178
It's his fault!

1120
01:05:08,538 --> 01:05:10,038
Damien Marpeaux...

1121
01:05:11,330 --> 01:05:13,080
That was the little shithead!

1122
01:05:27,942 --> 01:05:29,759
- Hello.
- It's about an account.

1123
01:05:29,858 --> 01:05:31,938
To open or close one?

1124
01:05:31,963 --> 01:05:33,977
I want to settle an old account.

1125
01:05:34,757 --> 01:05:35,757
Look at me.

1126
01:05:36,614 --> 01:05:39,534
Julien.
I was in your 5th grade class.

1127
01:05:40,551 --> 01:05:42,051
You don't remember?

1128
01:05:43,141 --> 01:05:44,641
This is a joke.

1129
01:05:45,086 --> 01:05:46,806
The guys are behind this?

1130
01:05:46,831 --> 01:05:48,576
No, it's no joke!

1131
01:05:48,645 --> 01:05:51,063
You cursed
me when I kissed your girl.

1132
01:05:51,696 --> 01:05:53,622
Now, I wreak havoc on women!

1133
01:05:53,647 --> 01:05:56,247
Duroy! Are you the one behind this?

1134
01:05:56,606 --> 01:05:58,618
Think this is funny, Marpeaux

1135
01:05:58,643 --> 01:06:01,648
Lift this curse,
or I'll break your face!

1136
01:06:01,777 --> 01:06:02,685
Let go of me!

1137
01:06:02,710 --> 01:06:03,710
Lift the curse!

1138
01:06:03,735 --> 01:06:04,643
You're nuts!

1139
01:06:05,054 --> 01:06:07,973
OK! Whatever...
It's lifted. Let me go!

1140
01:06:07,998 --> 01:06:08,882
You did it?

1141
01:06:08,907 --> 01:06:10,126
Yes, it's lifted.

1142
01:06:14,430 --> 01:06:15,930
Thanks, Damien.

1143
01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:18,265
So, how're things?

1144
01:06:19,420 --> 01:06:20,670
Follow me, sir.

1145
01:06:25,489 --> 01:06:28,259
When my dad heard
we were going out,

1146
01:06:28,673 --> 01:06:30,970
he literally jumped for joy.

1147
01:06:31,786 --> 01:06:34,534
He said
he'd put me back in his will.

1148
01:06:35,067 --> 01:06:37,440
That must be good news.

1149
01:06:38,684 --> 01:06:40,652
No, I'm just kidding.

1150
01:06:40,677 --> 01:06:42,457
I'm already in his will.

1151
01:06:42,518 --> 01:06:44,393
Oh, yes of course.

1152
01:06:45,512 --> 01:06:46,766
How funny!

1153
01:06:50,985 --> 01:06:52,540
I have the sense

1154
01:06:52,565 --> 01:06:55,326
you're not having such a good time.

1155
01:06:57,027 --> 01:06:58,867
I'm a bit distracted.

1156
01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:01,281
Your complicated break up?

1157
01:07:01,574 --> 01:07:02,574
Yes.

1158
01:07:03,317 --> 01:07:04,884
- You know what would help?
- No.

1159
01:07:05,505 --> 01:07:06,811
Eat a little,

1160
01:07:06,898 --> 01:07:08,758
then drink some wine,

1161
01:07:09,619 --> 01:07:11,924
but mostly, kiss me.

1162
01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:14,170
Joanna!

1163
01:07:14,994 --> 01:07:16,213
Do you mind? Thanks.

1164
01:07:17,373 --> 01:07:18,767
Sophie said you were here.

1165
01:07:19,177 --> 01:07:20,918
Hi, Julien. Nice to meet you.

1166
01:07:20,989 --> 01:07:21,989
Hi.

1167
01:07:22,523 --> 01:07:24,023
I figured it out.

1168
01:07:24,048 --> 01:07:25,258
What are you doing here?

1169
01:07:25,283 --> 01:07:29,495
It's all Damien's fault!
He put a curse on me in 5th grade!

1170
01:07:30,043 --> 01:07:32,255
He lifted it at the bank.

1171
01:07:32,399 --> 01:07:34,140
It's over. No more bad luck!

1172
01:07:35,193 --> 01:07:36,193
Okay...

1173
01:07:36,499 --> 01:07:37,888
Are you all right?

1174
01:07:38,290 --> 01:07:40,403
You know none of this makes sense?

1175
01:07:40,428 --> 01:07:41,647
You have to believe me!

1176
01:07:42,179 --> 01:07:43,834
It's over. We can be in love!

1177
01:07:44,290 --> 01:07:47,766
We can go on vacation to Columbian
jungles with the guerillas,

1178
01:07:48,086 --> 01:07:49,086
get married,

1179
01:07:49,525 --> 01:07:51,322
on the 13th day of the month...

1180
01:07:51,799 --> 01:07:54,538
walk under
a ladder with a black cat.

1181
01:07:54,653 --> 01:07:56,547
What proves it?

1182
01:07:56,572 --> 01:07:57,541
This!

1183
01:07:57,861 --> 01:07:59,166
Julien... this isn't

1184
01:07:59,707 --> 01:08:00,707
appropriate.

1185
01:08:00,732 --> 01:08:03,078
But look, nothing's happening.

1186
01:08:06,163 --> 01:08:07,295
Wait a sec.

1187
01:08:07,975 --> 01:08:08,975
It's gone.

1188
01:08:16,459 --> 01:08:19,078
Sorry, it's kind of a small test.

1189
01:08:19,103 --> 01:08:21,136
- Don't be offended.
- Of course.

1190
01:08:27,908 --> 01:08:29,845
- Nothing happened.
- No!

1191
01:08:33,141 --> 01:08:34,446
Nothing.

1192
01:08:35,405 --> 01:08:36,405
Nothing's happening.

1193
01:08:47,620 --> 01:08:49,120
Anything wrong?

1194
01:08:51,052 --> 01:08:52,880
Are you allergic to oysters?

1195
01:08:53,319 --> 01:08:55,871
No, not until now.

1196
01:08:57,095 --> 01:08:58,595
You've got a...

1197
01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:02,805
Where?

1198
01:09:04,972 --> 01:09:07,169
All over.

1199
01:09:26,345 --> 01:09:28,882
I was destined to be alone forever.

1200
01:09:36,696 --> 01:09:39,237
But like all condemned prisoners,

1201
01:09:39,340 --> 01:09:42,040
I kept thinking of the happy times.

1202
01:09:47,927 --> 01:09:52,022
It's weird how
we think about painful things

1203
01:09:52,047 --> 01:09:53,808
when we should just forget.

1204
01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:55,344
How could I forget?

1205
01:09:56,071 --> 01:09:58,717
Crazy ideas went through my head.

1206
01:09:59,251 --> 01:10:01,553
And I picked the craziest.

1207
01:10:02,519 --> 01:10:05,617
The new Dupont
is a design revolution.

1208
01:10:05,642 --> 01:10:07,655
With 0% CO2 emissions,

1209
01:10:07,717 --> 01:10:08,736
the Dupont is the future

1210
01:10:08,761 --> 01:10:10,273
of the planet.

1211
01:10:10,298 --> 01:10:11,939
Its aerodynamic lines

1212
01:10:11,964 --> 01:10:13,008
were designed

1213
01:10:13,033 --> 01:10:15,669
to give excellent air penetration.

1214
01:10:16,305 --> 01:10:18,729
Its sensual shape will seduce you.

1215
01:10:18,754 --> 01:10:22,596
Its electric motor
glides you along without vibration.

1216
01:10:22,621 --> 01:10:25,765
The new Dupont,
the freedom to dare.

1217
01:10:26,965 --> 01:10:27,965
There you have it.

1218
01:10:30,028 --> 01:10:31,334
Are there any questions?

1219
01:10:38,033 --> 01:10:40,533
I'm very taken with the idea.

1220
01:10:53,358 --> 01:10:54,358
What did he say?

1221
01:10:54,383 --> 01:10:56,042
He likes it.

1222
01:10:59,385 --> 01:11:02,933
My dear, you just
saved the French auto industy.

1223
01:11:03,747 --> 01:11:04,747
Thank you.

1224
01:11:07,135 --> 01:11:08,353
I was right.

1225
01:11:09,175 --> 01:11:10,175
As usual.

1226
01:11:11,779 --> 01:11:13,956
Philippe Markus. Designer.

1227
01:11:14,653 --> 01:11:16,220
Phillipe Markus. Designer.

1228
01:11:19,362 --> 01:11:21,801
I was right to give you my trust.

1229
01:11:22,311 --> 01:11:23,564
I'm proud of myself.

1230
01:11:23,853 --> 01:11:25,236
Everyone, listen...

1231
01:11:25,330 --> 01:11:28,502
I was always behind her,
encouraging her.

1232
01:11:29,205 --> 01:11:31,561
She couldn't
have done it without me.

1233
01:11:31,665 --> 01:11:34,289
It's amazing
to inspire someone like that.

1234
01:11:34,314 --> 01:11:37,283
Philippe Markus. Think of me.

1235
01:11:37,308 --> 01:11:39,572
Is it me, or is he back to normal?

1236
01:11:40,055 --> 01:11:42,044
Hello, I'm Joanna's mother.

1237
01:11:42,069 --> 01:11:43,806
Philippe Markus.

1238
01:11:44,696 --> 01:11:45,696
Look...

1239
01:11:49,761 --> 01:11:50,805
Did you sleep with him?

1240
01:11:51,572 --> 01:11:52,704
Why do you ask?

1241
01:11:53,017 --> 01:11:54,149
The way he looks at you.

1242
01:11:54,411 --> 01:11:56,957
It's obvious he slept with you.

1243
01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:02,904
Is it serious?

1244
01:12:03,406 --> 01:12:04,799
It's a bit early to say.

1245
01:12:05,074 --> 01:12:06,468
You could've told me!

1246
01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:09,298
So it's over with Julien?

1247
01:12:10,609 --> 01:12:11,654
I think so.

1248
01:12:13,443 --> 01:12:14,443
Listen,

1249
01:12:14,468 --> 01:12:17,254
if he leaves you, for some totally
inexplicable reason,

1250
01:12:17,543 --> 01:12:18,755
give him my number?

1251
01:12:18,780 --> 01:12:20,280
Okay

1252
01:12:20,765 --> 01:12:21,765
Good evening.

1253
01:12:23,825 --> 01:12:25,189
You blew me away.

1254
01:12:26,353 --> 01:12:28,094
Everyone asked what inspired you.

1255
01:12:28,729 --> 01:12:30,470
I honestly couldn't tell them.

1256
01:12:31,206 --> 01:12:32,511
It's better that way.

1257
01:12:32,716 --> 01:12:34,370
Anyway, you really came through.

1258
01:12:35,098 --> 01:12:36,491
And by chance,

1259
01:12:36,886 --> 01:12:39,329
I have a small gift for you.

1260
01:12:39,514 --> 01:12:41,936
My father suggested a ring.

1261
01:12:41,989 --> 01:12:43,418
This is less radical.

1262
01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:44,942
You're crazy!

1263
01:12:46,239 --> 01:12:48,155
He says I can't do better than you.

1264
01:12:48,854 --> 01:12:50,354
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1265
01:12:51,553 --> 01:12:53,053
I propose a toast...

1266
01:12:54,021 --> 01:12:55,021
to the elevator

1267
01:12:55,045 --> 01:12:56,528
where we met.

1268
01:12:56,850 --> 01:12:58,850
Sometimes a curse can be lucky.

1269
01:13:01,734 --> 01:13:02,734
Say that again?

1270
01:13:03,704 --> 01:13:05,704
Can you repeat what you just said?

1271
01:13:05,719 --> 01:13:08,757
Really, I've said better things.

1272
01:13:09,304 --> 01:13:10,610
More memorable.

1273
01:13:18,762 --> 01:13:19,762
Mom, Sophie...

1274
01:13:20,614 --> 01:13:21,746
I made a big mistake.

1275
01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:23,923
Me too.
I mixed Champagne and Mojitos.

1276
01:13:24,627 --> 01:13:25,933
No. Julien,

1277
01:13:26,369 --> 01:13:28,693
he wasn't bad luck.
He was good luck!

1278
01:13:28,718 --> 01:13:30,622
Never drink if you're pregnant.

1279
01:13:30,647 --> 01:13:32,685
Without all those problems,

1280
01:13:32,710 --> 01:13:35,148
my dreams wouldn't have come true.

1281
01:13:36,758 --> 01:13:39,758
Julien was the luck of my life.

1282
01:13:40,461 --> 01:13:42,461
I only realized that now.

1283
01:13:48,516 --> 01:13:50,170
And she's happy about it.

1284
01:13:55,968 --> 01:13:57,068
Where's she going?

1285
01:14:05,348 --> 01:14:07,306
Where'd he go? I tried calling!

1286
01:14:07,331 --> 01:14:08,565
I don't know. I don't know.

1287
01:14:08,590 --> 01:14:12,410
I know he gave up everything.
His work, his apartment.

1288
01:14:12,813 --> 01:14:13,813
This can't be.

1289
01:14:13,838 --> 01:14:16,385
He said
there was nothing left for him here,

1290
01:14:16,410 --> 01:14:17,978
it was totally hopeless.

1291
01:14:18,732 --> 01:14:19,864
When did he leave?

1292
01:14:20,124 --> 01:14:21,981
He left a month ago.

1293
01:14:22,351 --> 01:14:23,338
I can't reach him?

1294
01:14:23,363 --> 01:14:25,888
No. He got rid of his phone,
and no more Facebook.

1295
01:14:26,424 --> 01:14:28,244
He totally dropped out.

1296
01:14:28,858 --> 01:14:30,338
Vincent? We're waiting.

1297
01:14:30,809 --> 01:14:31,418
Sorry.

1298
01:14:31,432 --> 01:14:34,685
I'm upset, too.
I really wanted to thank him.

1299
01:14:34,710 --> 01:14:36,625
It's thanks to him that I found...

1300
01:14:37,271 --> 01:14:38,771
love.

1301
01:14:38,872 --> 01:14:40,351
He brought you luck, too.

1302
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:42,409
Yes.

1303
01:14:42,459 --> 01:14:43,591
Coming, sweetie.

1304
01:14:47,344 --> 01:14:48,344
Good luck, Joanna.

1305
01:14:48,511 --> 01:14:50,011
Thanks a lot.

1306
01:14:59,730 --> 01:15:01,230
Joanna.

1307
01:15:02,254 --> 01:15:03,754
Good luck.

1308
01:15:05,161 --> 01:15:06,205
Thanks.

1309
01:15:11,542 --> 01:15:14,002
Please answer.
Please, please, please...

1310
01:15:14,746 --> 01:15:18,484
You've reached Julien.
Don't leave any messages.

1311
01:15:18,509 --> 01:15:19,231
Bye.

1312
01:15:19,255 --> 01:15:21,780
Julien it's me.
Please, I have to talk to you.

1313
01:15:22,641 --> 01:15:23,921
And I'm going to.

1314
01:15:24,005 --> 01:15:26,835
213 days later

1315
01:15:27,856 --> 01:15:29,335
Grand Crécheux Monastery...

1316
01:15:29,415 --> 01:15:31,069
Total population: 58 monks.

1317
01:15:31,764 --> 01:15:33,853
Chance of meeting a woman: Zero.

1318
01:15:34,610 --> 01:15:37,745
213 days
since I caused a woman bad luck.

1319
01:15:38,315 --> 01:15:40,057
Say what you want, it's restful.

1320
01:15:44,077 --> 01:15:45,992
Julien, quick! We need you!

1321
01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:53,269
- Silence is basic!
- St. Benoît is a bad example.

1322
01:15:53,294 --> 01:15:57,113
Silence means
entering into communion with God.

1323
01:15:57,138 --> 01:16:00,368
Don't inflict
your interpretation on me!

1324
01:16:00,393 --> 01:16:02,701
- Lucky I vowed compassion!
- And me non-violence!

1325
01:16:02,726 --> 01:16:04,660
Gentlemen, please! Calm down!

1326
01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:09,075
On a scale of 1 to 10, will you stay
together if things don't change?

1327
01:16:09,100 --> 01:16:11,799
Life was peaceful
with my new friends.

1328
01:16:13,024 --> 01:16:15,723
I quickly found a place
in the community.

1329
01:16:19,442 --> 01:16:21,183
It's an odd technique.

1330
01:16:21,814 --> 01:16:23,119
Must be American.

1331
01:16:24,587 --> 01:16:26,067
Life was calm...

1332
01:16:26,944 --> 01:16:27,944
Very calm.

1333
01:16:28,757 --> 01:16:31,370
For the first time in my life
I was happy.

1334
01:16:31,971 --> 01:16:32,971
Very happy.

1335
01:16:33,819 --> 01:16:37,606
I'd reached a new level
of fulfillment and detachment.

1336
01:16:37,631 --> 01:16:41,574
News from the car world: The Dupont
electric car has come out.

1337
01:16:41,599 --> 01:16:43,776
With me today is Monsieur Dupont.

1338
01:16:44,218 --> 01:16:45,350
First of all

1339
01:16:45,611 --> 01:16:48,837
your son Martin
is getting married today

1340
01:16:48,862 --> 01:16:51,648
to the woman who helped
create the new car.

1341
01:16:52,362 --> 01:16:53,598
I've heard

1342
01:16:53,623 --> 01:16:57,776
it's a real fairy tale
that will make the headlines.

1343
01:16:58,081 --> 01:16:59,706
Any comments...

1344
01:16:59,722 --> 01:17:02,421
Nothing could affect me anymore.
I was healed.

1345
01:17:04,034 --> 01:17:04,643
Julien?

1346
01:17:04,730 --> 01:17:06,150
Hello, Brother Bertrand.

1347
01:17:06,525 --> 01:17:10,811
I'd like my phone,
the portable one.

1348
01:17:11,151 --> 01:17:12,175
My cell phone.

1349
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:13,653
What is your reason?

1350
01:17:13,822 --> 01:17:14,866
To make a call.

1351
01:17:14,879 --> 01:17:18,963
You can use the abbey phone
once a week.

1352
01:17:18,988 --> 01:17:20,466
Those are the rules.

1353
01:17:20,491 --> 01:17:22,619
- I know...
- The phone is a temptation.

1354
01:17:22,644 --> 01:17:24,842
It's evil. We must protect you.

1355
01:17:24,867 --> 01:17:28,781
Thank you. I understand,
but it's really important.

1356
01:17:29,294 --> 01:17:30,601
Who do you want to call?

1357
01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:31,791
Joanna.

1358
01:17:31,806 --> 01:17:33,569
Joanna... That's a woman.

1359
01:17:33,594 --> 01:17:34,855
Yes, she's a woman.

1360
01:17:34,879 --> 01:17:36,446
Contact with women...

1361
01:17:37,201 --> 01:17:38,597
Give me the damn phone!

1362
01:17:38,696 --> 01:17:41,955
Vincent said
you didn't leave an address.

1363
01:17:41,980 --> 01:17:44,268
We have to talk. I just realized...

1364
01:17:44,526 --> 01:17:48,277
You weren't bad luck.
You were the luck of my life.

1365
01:17:48,403 --> 01:17:51,479
They chose
my design for the new car.

1366
01:17:51,504 --> 01:17:54,337
I created the car
my dream of a lifetime!

1367
01:17:54,362 --> 01:17:56,786
Why did Monsieur Dupont notice me?

1368
01:17:56,811 --> 01:17:59,561
I got stuck
in an elevator with his son.

1369
01:17:59,586 --> 01:18:01,415
How did I get the idea for the car?

1370
01:18:01,837 --> 01:18:04,401
My first designs
ended up in the water.

1371
01:18:04,745 --> 01:18:06,738
How did I come up
with the new design?

1372
01:18:07,012 --> 01:18:07,991
I took the wrong bag.

1373
01:18:08,179 --> 01:18:09,746
Come back.

1374
01:18:10,453 --> 01:18:11,933
Enough is enough.

1375
01:18:12,205 --> 01:18:14,467
The bad luck inspired the car.

1376
01:18:14,710 --> 01:18:17,134
I took out life insurance.
Things will be OK.

1377
01:18:17,637 --> 01:18:19,702
I've been
calling for the last month.

1378
01:18:19,727 --> 01:18:21,468
I just can't anymore.

1379
01:18:21,670 --> 01:18:24,887
You're the reason my dream
came true. Please call me.

1380
01:18:25,017 --> 01:18:26,235
It's me again...

1381
01:18:26,639 --> 01:18:28,381
I've stopped
hoping you'll come home,

1382
01:18:31,357 --> 01:18:32,811
so I'll have to go on

1383
01:18:32,836 --> 01:18:34,055
without you.

1384
01:18:39,602 --> 01:18:41,799
The Abbey was 747 km from Paris.

1385
01:18:41,824 --> 01:18:44,655
27 km of back roads,
240 km of main roads,

1386
01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:48,095
480 km of highway,
not counting traffic jams.

1387
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:51,997
100,000 cars per hour,
15 meter per second headwind.

1388
01:18:52,022 --> 01:18:54,280
The chance I'd arrive
before Joanna's wedding

1389
01:18:54,305 --> 01:18:58,435
was precisely 1.7%.
Could be worse.

1390
01:18:58,966 --> 01:19:02,233
You've reached Joanna.
Leave a message. Talk to you soon.

1391
01:19:04,464 --> 01:19:05,596
Still not answering.

1392
01:19:06,203 --> 01:19:07,770
Don't worry, we'll make it.

1393
01:19:08,460 --> 01:19:09,505
Thanks for picking me up.

1394
01:19:09,933 --> 01:19:12,283
Are you kidding?
We're glad you're back.

1395
01:19:12,773 --> 01:19:15,124
We want you
to be the baby's Godfather.

1396
01:19:15,794 --> 01:19:17,710
It's a boy. We'll call him Julien.

1397
01:19:18,074 --> 01:19:19,315
We're having him thanks to you.

1398
01:19:19,553 --> 01:19:22,675
Mostly thanks to me.
I gave my best shot.

1399
01:19:23,605 --> 01:19:28,141
I did great! We did great.
Teamwork. But we'll name him Julien.

1400
01:19:28,648 --> 01:19:31,260
All this time I thought
I was cursed, but I wasn't.

1401
01:19:32,035 --> 01:19:33,776
Will I ever get used to it?

1402
01:19:35,056 --> 01:19:38,631
To love and cherish
all the days of your life?

1403
01:19:39,210 --> 01:19:40,210
Yes.

1404
01:19:48,465 --> 01:19:49,300
Thanks buddy!

1405
01:19:49,325 --> 01:19:50,980
You're a champ! Go for it!

1406
01:19:52,611 --> 01:19:54,111
Julien!

1407
01:19:54,349 --> 01:19:55,568
Go for it, champ!

1408
01:19:56,224 --> 01:19:57,703
- Vincent?
- Yes, Sweetie?

1409
01:19:58,092 --> 01:19:59,484
I think my water broke.

1410
01:19:59,747 --> 01:20:01,614
You can't top this.

1411
01:20:01,639 --> 01:20:04,803
One Julien's going,
another's coming out.

1412
01:20:04,828 --> 01:20:07,311
It's an amazing moment...
You realize that?

1413
01:20:07,679 --> 01:20:08,508
OK, hang on.

1414
01:20:08,533 --> 01:20:11,264
Do you take Martin
to be your husband?

1415
01:20:11,289 --> 01:20:13,553
No, please! Don't do it!

1416
01:20:26,461 --> 01:20:27,961
It's not Joanna.

1417
01:20:28,941 --> 01:20:29,941
It's you.

1418
01:20:30,505 --> 01:20:31,551
Sorry about that.

1419
01:20:32,893 --> 01:20:33,893
Excuse me.

1420
01:20:35,767 --> 01:20:37,247
I'm sorry, excuse me.

1421
01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:40,046
It's not Joanna.

1422
01:20:42,503 --> 01:20:43,503
Congratulations.

1423
01:20:44,969 --> 01:20:46,101
Carry on.

1424
01:20:47,475 --> 01:20:48,475
Julien!

1425
01:21:03,569 --> 01:21:04,819
What took you so long?

1426
01:21:05,745 --> 01:21:07,381
Give me a second chance.

1427
01:21:08,060 --> 01:21:09,627
- On one condition.
- What?

1428
01:21:12,263 --> 01:21:13,663
Keep bringing me bad luck!

1429
01:21:28,073 --> 01:21:30,584
Okay. Let's continue.

1430
01:21:30,908 --> 01:21:33,591
- No changing your mind.
- No.

1431
01:21:33,857 --> 01:21:36,633
Sophie, do you take
Martin as your husband...

1432
01:21:36,658 --> 01:21:39,269
In fairy tales,
the princess gets Prince Charming.

1433
01:21:39,965 --> 01:21:41,693
But what's great,

1434
01:21:41,718 --> 01:21:43,846
they also marry guys like me.

1435
01:21:44,303 --> 01:21:46,915
And what could be better?