1 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,394 Thanks, Ma. 2 00:01:47,840 --> 00:01:49,159 Who are they, Pa? 3 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,828 Get inside, John. 4 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,998 He's hurt. Let us in. 5 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:21,992 - I'll tendto him. - I'll tell the sheriff. 6 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:25,038 The Cheaters' Gang is over with. This time you lose. 7 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,840 - Cheaters never lose. Never! - Get out. 8 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:30,355 Kill them! It'll make for a nice memory! 9 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,712 - Get your Colt. - Never! Don't do it! 10 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,357 Go, Molly! 11 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,989 You were lucky, John Luke. 12 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:25,198 You dodged the Cheaters' Gang. 13 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,753 And no one ever dodges a Cheater. 14 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:34,514 Believe me, you're... very lucky, John Luke! 15 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:36,754 You beat death! 16 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,750 You're lucky! You're... 17 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:42,470 You're... Lucky Luke! 18 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,039 Got it already. 19 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,313 Got it already. 20 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,192 ''American Hero''... 21 00:05:47,760 --> 00:05:48,954 Got it already. 22 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,388 Lucky Luke! 23 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,312 Captain Mac Straggle, 20th Cavalry. 24 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:12,678 Colonel Mac Straggle has a message from the President of the USA. 25 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:15,793 Thank the President for checking in on me... 26 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:17,195 but I'm on vacation. 27 00:06:17,440 --> 00:06:18,793 He says he's on vaca... 28 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,959 There's no vacation for heroes of the West. 29 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:25,479 Kid, I know your father well. 30 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,676 He knows I stick to my guns. 31 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,234 He says I stick... 32 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,198 I'm going to tease pike out of the Klondike. 33 00:06:34,680 --> 00:06:37,194 Tell the President I have an extra rod. 34 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,034 You can tell him yourself, boy scout! 35 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,789 We lead in 2 states and are neck and neck in the others. 36 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:09,473 I won't lose the election! 37 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,314 This transcontinental railroad is the answer. 38 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,719 With the coasts linked, 39 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:16,555 America will exist. 40 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,678 Shortly, sir. The New York-San Francisco line 41 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:21,672 will connect in Golden City in 3 months. 42 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,349 That's too long. 43 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,832 We have to finish before the elections next month. 44 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,554 The tracks will join... in Daisy Town. 45 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,273 - Daisy Town? -That's crazy! 46 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,790 -Too dangerous. - We should burn it down! 47 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,274 Destroy Daisy Town! 48 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:42,079 Whoever harms my pretty Daisy answers to me. 49 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,948 Don't get him wrong. 50 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,992 The Daisy Town which Luke remembers 51 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,753 was heaven on Earth. 52 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:54,831 Mr. Maurice Austin Cooper, 53 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,229 Governor of Utah! 54 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,028 President... 55 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,190 gentlemen... 56 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,280 Pardon my being sentimental, but... 57 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:10,959 I'm recalling how 58 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,799 on July 2, 1831 , 59 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,314 I came from Ireland 60 00:08:15,720 --> 00:08:17,711 on the same boat as his father. 61 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:22,636 The Lukes tilled the red soil of Daisy Town, 62 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:25,633 where our cattle grazed in peace. 63 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,353 But nowadays... 64 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:31,512 the area is infested 65 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:33,398 with desperados and Indians. 66 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,110 You know me, Winston. 67 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:36,829 If I were you... 68 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:38,633 But you're not. Not yet. 69 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:40,029 Let me finish this term 70 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,673 and maybe even another. 71 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:43,676 Here, Cooper. 72 00:08:46,480 --> 00:08:50,712 In 3 weeks I'll drive in this spike to inaugurate the last section. 73 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,509 - Mr. President, don't do it! - It's insane. 74 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:56,797 I want Mr. Luke to establish order in Daisy Town. 75 00:08:57,800 --> 00:08:59,358 Do you accept this mission? 76 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,189 Yep. 77 00:09:16,160 --> 00:09:18,799 How long will it take to establish order? 78 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:20,237 48 hours. 79 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,429 Cigarette, anyone? 80 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:26,596 Still not smoking? 81 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,393 I have an Apatchi. 82 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:29,910 Still not smoking! 83 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,758 He quit! 84 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:37,874 Take care, Coop. 85 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,073 You're not obliged to go back to Daisy Town. 86 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,114 That place is full of ghosts for you. 87 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,393 I'll speak to the President. 88 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:53,399 I gave him my word. 89 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:55,550 Think it over. 90 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:57,593 I'm not made for thinking. 91 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:17,830 It's him, Miss! Lucky Luke! 92 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:20,519 That's enough kids. 93 00:10:20,760 --> 00:10:22,193 Stay here. Be good. 94 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,276 Here! 95 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,754 I love you! 96 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,198 You're too lucky, Lucky Luke! 97 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:33,828 Way too lucky! 98 00:10:34,120 --> 00:10:36,714 You're lucky, John Luke. 99 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,359 Very lucky! 100 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,991 You dodged the Cheaters'Gang. 101 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,950 You're lucky. You're... 102 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,029 Lucky Luke! 103 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,197 BIRTHPLACE OF LUCKY LUKE 104 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:14,876 Boots, size 54. 105 00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:24,832 Andfor the horse? 106 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,630 Rain coming. 107 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,109 Up, you maggots! And in single file! 108 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,120 You never get sick of filling up jails? 109 00:12:56,440 --> 00:13:00,035 Lucky Luke, the man who never killed anyone. 110 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:03,398 You never got over seeing your parents die. 111 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:07,670 That cod-face of yours got a name? 112 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,150 Pat Poker. 113 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,753 Welcome to my town. 114 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,070 Missed. 115 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,711 Alas, you're unwelcome in mine. 116 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,548 How did you do the 5-dollar bill trick? 117 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:03,031 Lousy. 118 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,554 Leave my office. 119 00:14:15,040 --> 00:14:17,315 Daisy Town bodes ill for sheriffs. 120 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,871 The soil is red with their blood. 121 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,991 Before it gets red with yours, 122 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,232 bet on black and get lost before nightfall. 123 00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,636 Expect a gift from me tomorrow. 124 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,999 You alright with death? 125 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:45,193 Tomorrow I clean house. 126 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:22,751 John! 127 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:23,995 It's Flimsey. 128 00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:25,356 Remember? 129 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,275 Down here, John. 130 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,549 In the barrel. 131 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,675 Flimsey? 132 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,913 Flimsey the bug! 133 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,269 What the heck? 134 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,194 We're glad to see you! 135 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:38,549 - Get out. - You crazy? 136 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:40,919 Want them to kill me? 137 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,072 Tell everyone it's over now. 138 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,952 Time to come out of hiding. 139 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,350 Poker won't let his gang go to jail. 140 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,795 He hired a bad-ass bandit to smoke you. 141 00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:57,393 Who's the fat vat? 142 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,595 My wife. 143 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,558 No one's getting smoked, ma'am. Pleasedto meet you. 144 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,917 Billy the Kid City! End of the line! Time to die! 145 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,353 Billy the Kid's in town! 146 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,919 I'm worth 5000 dollars! 147 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,588 Good lolly, Mr. Billy! 148 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,316 Not Mister. 149 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,115 Just Billy. 150 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,557 Billy the Kid. Like you. 151 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,755 So long, Lilly. 152 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,277 Don't share with your brother! 153 00:16:58,720 --> 00:16:59,755 Thanks for the ride! 154 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,992 Bam! Got the old hag! 155 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:06,593 Don't move, you hear? 156 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:09,955 You neither! 157 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,235 Don't move! 158 00:17:11,720 --> 00:17:12,869 The boss is waiting. 159 00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,758 Drop the gun, Q-Tip. 160 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,350 Start walking and keep them up. 161 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,955 So? 162 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:26,999 Got my money, wizard? 163 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:32,592 Andthe bird's unharmed. 164 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:37,716 So? 165 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:42,473 How much did your hen drop from its ass? 166 00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,512 - 15,000. - Billy the Kid... 167 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,395 kill Lucky Luke for 15,000 dollars? 168 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,869 You're right. 169 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,110 10,000. 170 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:13,312 Lucky Luke sent me to reform school when I was 7. 171 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,871 And I'd done nothing wrong. 172 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,913 I thought you'd killed your parents. 173 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,395 Exactly. 174 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,713 I'd done nothing wrong. 175 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:31,953 So I came to kill Lucky Luke for personal reasons. 176 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,470 I'll pick up my money once he's dead. 177 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,669 You offendatedme by implying I could be bought. 178 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,876 And get me some cherry juice! 179 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,274 Next time, I want cherry juice! 180 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,597 He's coming! Barber Street! 181 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:41,950 Gentlemen? 182 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,996 I assume you know the way to jail. 183 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,036 Yep... 184 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:55,271 Sometimes life can get prickly. 185 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,675 Fourteen... 186 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,189 Pistol Pete. 187 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,395 Go on... 188 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:04,830 Fifteen... 189 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,519 RattlesnakeJoe. 190 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,511 So, Hank, what's up with you? 191 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:11,717 Goldie. 192 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,195 Digger's daughter? 193 00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:14,549 Pregnant with our 6th. 194 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,352 You're not lonesome, cowboy. 195 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:27,750 Stop by sometime! 196 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,634 Next time, bud. 197 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:38,713 Won't be no next time. 198 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:41,795 I like you, Billy. Don't make me hurt you. 199 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:45,589 Pretty lousy last words... for a guy of your stature. 200 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,713 Out of luck. 201 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,588 Farewell, Lucky Luke. 202 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,069 This is my snack. 203 00:20:59,360 --> 00:21:01,555 It's my snack! It doesn't count. 204 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,796 Farewell, Lucky Luke. 205 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,518 That's your water gun. 206 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,510 Nope. 207 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,596 Yeah. 208 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,029 I don't get it. 209 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,436 It worked in front of the mirror! 210 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:17,954 Poop! What's wrong? 211 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,476 Shut your traps, retards! 212 00:21:24,440 --> 00:21:25,953 You're out of luck. So long. 213 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,235 He killed me! 214 00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:42,435 I'm cold. 215 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,229 I'm hot. 216 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:49,310 Give me a snuggle... 217 00:21:57,480 --> 00:21:59,232 I'm a monkey's uncle! 218 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,716 His bullets hit mine! 219 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,038 Banana-chocolate. 220 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,028 I wasn't hit. 221 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:15,835 I wasn't hit. 222 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,314 I'm not dead! 223 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:23,388 It hurts. It stings. 224 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,430 It stings a little. 225 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,193 You missedthe coach. 226 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,755 In the meantime, I'll read you a story. 227 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,154 I don't want to go! 228 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:40,868 Tomorrow... 229 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,112 Luke will grow his blade of grass... six feet under. 230 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:45,869 It's between us now. 231 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:02,355 Hey, guys! 232 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:03,954 Barrels in the buff! 233 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,593 This saloon is for denizens of Daisy Town. 234 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,312 So pay for your last whiskies. 235 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,998 Hear that, friends? Time to pack up and leave. 236 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,315 No! Stay put, you idiots! 237 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,796 Bet on 1 7, Lucky Luke. 238 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,589 16 sheriffs await you at the cemetery. 239 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:46,989 Chips down. 240 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,874 No more bets. 241 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,794 Seventeen. 242 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,196 Black, odd and pray to God. 243 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:26,477 He rode off into the smoldering sky 244 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:33,150 He went off and let our kisses die 245 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:47,119 He left me with just two eyes to cry 246 00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,954 My lonesome cowboy... 247 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,999 shot my heart 248 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:02,389 like a bullet from his peacemaker 249 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,350 Thanks, Sam. 250 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,830 Rode in on his horse, used all his force 251 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,194 Took me for a ride 252 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,639 Took his Belle with pride 253 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,960 My lonesome cowboy shot my heart 254 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,397 like a bullet from his peacemaker 255 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:39,556 I await my lover, await my hero 256 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:44,396 so that he and I can start again from zero 257 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,315 Abullet for Belle 258 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,117 or ring your death knell 259 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,471 Abullet for Belle 260 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,474 or Belle will blast a bullet 261 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,438 into your heart 262 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:48,791 No, Pat! 263 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,198 Losing hand, Poker. 264 00:26:58,640 --> 00:26:59,755 That hurts. 265 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:03,797 It's too late to fight. 266 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,513 Like my watch? 267 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:28,991 Lucky Luke. 268 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:31,877 The man who never killed anyone. 269 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:34,112 Killing has its good sides. 270 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:37,076 There's before the kill, and after. 271 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:40,638 It's in your head, your skin, your bones. 272 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,034 It leaves traces. 273 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,399 And memories. 274 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,998 What will you do now? 275 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,269 Shoot the chandelier to knock me out? 276 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,279 Poor little hero... who never killed anyone. 277 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,109 Outside! 278 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,995 Get lost! 279 00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:22,794 He's dead. 280 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,677 LUKE KILLS 281 00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:09,754 I'll never kill anyone. 282 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:15,074 Never! 283 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,437 You never got over seeing your parents killed. 284 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,399 You're not obliged to go back to Daisy Town. 285 00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,879 He's dead! 286 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,839 Killing has its good sides. Alright with death? 287 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,195 Don't do it! 288 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:49,350 Outside! 289 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,270 Cowboy! Aren't you overdoing it? 290 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,080 Use your head. No trains come by here. 291 00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,995 Come on, kid. Let's go home. 292 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:39,793 Was that you who...? 293 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,477 Go on. 294 00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,192 Do it again. 295 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:09,351 Are you done yet? 296 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:14,349 You talk! 297 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,677 You talk! Damn, he talks! 298 00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:20,714 Okay, I got it. I can talk. No news to me. 299 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:23,838 Now climb on me and let's get going. Okay? 300 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,559 My name is John Luke. 301 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,268 I'm pacing around and my horse can talk. 302 00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,917 You done? Start smoking again! 303 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,235 I'm losing it. 304 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:36,468 Don't sit back down! 305 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:38,749 We have work, Lulu! 306 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,395 Have you forgotten? 307 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:43,950 The train, the President, the mission, Daisy Town... 308 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,668 Your horse and only friend, JollyJumper. 309 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,592 That true, unsung hero... hidden under your butt. 310 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,513 - Have you forgotten or... - Will you shut up? 311 00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:55,433 What's ''shut up'' in Horse? 312 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,633 In Horse? In Horse it goes like this... 313 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,878 We don't say it often because it's a bit long. 314 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,952 Why didn't you talk to me before? 315 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,589 You never laid on the tracks before. 316 00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:37,079 You know, Jolly... 317 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,517 - You're my only friend. - True. 318 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,310 I'd have been nothing without you. 319 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:43,788 True too. 320 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,675 Yeah... 321 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,436 You got that right. 322 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,998 Eleanor... Eleanor's in love! 323 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:31,913 Too cute, Johnny-Johnny. 324 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:34,754 I don't love you, Eleanor. I love no one! 325 00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,151 He's hurt. Let us in. 326 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,276 I'll tend to him. 327 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,590 - I'll tell the sheriff. - Don't do that. 328 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,752 The Cheaters Gang is over with. This time you lose. 329 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,638 Cheaters never lose. 330 00:35:57,880 --> 00:35:59,871 Kill him. Make for a nice memory. 331 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,396 - Get your Colt. - Never! Don't do it! 332 00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,951 I swear, Coop. I always thought I was doing good. 333 00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:28,237 In fact I was seeking revenge. 334 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,318 You were seeking justice. 335 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,394 The West wouldn't be the West without you. 336 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,514 You're Lucky Luke... 337 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,634 Astar in our flag. 338 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,439 I killed a man. 339 00:36:42,720 --> 00:36:44,950 You rid the West of a scoundrel. 340 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:46,998 And life goes on. 341 00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,479 As Governor, I shouldtell you to continue. 342 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,798 But if I weren't afraid of betrayingAmerica, 343 00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,637 I'd tell you this death is the chance of your life. 344 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,636 Anew life, without guns, without violence. 345 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,197 In any case, a train will soon run coast to coast. 346 00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,713 Cities will take over the great outdoors. 347 00:37:13,600 --> 00:37:15,431 It's the end of our world, John. 348 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,151 All these farmers, these families... 349 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:21,913 They count on me. 350 00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:29,076 - Who'll defend them? -They'll find someone else. 351 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,470 Trust me. Change your life before it's too late. 352 00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:36,953 I'm here for you. 353 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:49,517 You realize what you're doing? 354 00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:51,193 No, cowboy, not your Colt! 355 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:53,991 You realize what you're doing? 356 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:59,510 Do you realize? You can't hang it up for good! 357 00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:01,796 Cowboy... You're Lucky Luke! 358 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,429 KILLED BY LUCKY LUKE 359 00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:28,191 I foundthat in the dust. 360 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,039 That's why I'm here, Sam. 361 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,548 For Daisy and her kids. 362 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,599 You have 280 years to go. 363 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,470 Geezer! Give us two cherry juices. 364 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:47,237 Your jail is full of drafts. 365 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,154 And soon your body will be, Lucky Luke. 366 00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:53,677 Have a lolly. I'll be a minute. 367 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,788 Thanks, Lucky. 368 00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:04,949 You're the best triggers in the county. 369 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,113 This town needs a sheriff. 370 00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,910 Doesn't anyone want a clean slate? 371 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,479 To stop being a loner? 372 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:21,593 Being on the run? 373 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:23,958 To be respected and loved? 374 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,270 I don't know... to start a family. 375 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,952 Haven't we all dreamt of it? 376 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:41,754 Where's your Colt? 377 00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:43,109 He has no gun! 378 00:39:43,600 --> 00:39:44,510 Kill him! 379 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,155 You sent me to jail! 380 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,513 - Our fate is for us to decide. - My fate wasn't 15 years in jail. 381 00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,108 Kill him nice and slow! 382 00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,478 Go on, you retards! 383 00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,748 This will keep your mouth shut! 384 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,029 Nineteen... 385 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:14,076 Twenty. 386 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:17,629 Thanks, gentlemen. 387 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,390 I'm Billy the Kid! 388 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,149 And I'll ridthe West of Lucky Luke! 389 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,796 Out of my way, bowling ball! 390 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,395 Beautiful. 391 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:07,833 If any of you hyenas touches him, you won't see the sun set. 392 00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,471 Calamity! 393 00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,316 Jane... 394 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:23,792 Hats off for a lady! Lily-livered, snot-nosed lowlifes! 395 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:36,030 1 against 100. 396 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,229 You think you really got a chance, 397 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:41,994 Calamity Jane? 398 00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,715 Two... 399 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,433 against 100. 400 00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,030 Jesse James... 401 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:20,351 ''To be great... 402 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,831 ''is not to stir... 403 00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:26,159 ''without great... 404 00:42:26,760 --> 00:42:28,113 ''argument!'' 405 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,469 Hamlet. 406 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,871 Act IV, scene 4. 407 00:42:55,040 --> 00:42:56,393 Is what I hear true? 408 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,916 You hung up your Colt, Luke? 409 00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:02,754 Jesse... 410 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:15,393 ''The evil... 411 00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,631 ''men do... 412 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,837 ''lives after them! 413 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:26,599 ''The good, O the good... 414 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,435 ''is oft interred... 415 00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,597 ''with their bones.'' 416 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:46,399 Julius Caesar. 417 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:48,712 Act III, scene 3. 418 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,072 Luke is a legend. 419 00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:00,276 He deserves to die in a duel. 420 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:03,676 And I won't let anyone 421 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,316 kill him, besides me. 422 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,312 I don't like your reason. 423 00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:12,318 But my choices are limited. 424 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:15,835 You're deputy sheriff, JesseJames. 425 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:20,551 Where are you taking my Lucky? 426 00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,351 And why a duel? Let's kill him now! 427 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:27,997 What matters is not the blood spilled, but the ink. 428 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:31,359 In 100 years, kids will read in history books 429 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,279 thatJesseJames, the greatest outlaw ever, 430 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:35,794 killed Luke in a duel. 431 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:38,474 That's how it is. 432 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:41,518 Load of crap, your greatest outlaw routine. 433 00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:44,231 I'm the greatest outlaw ever! 434 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,597 I should kill Lucky Luke! And I will kill Lucky Luke! 435 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:48,909 Give me that! 436 00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,239 And in 100 years, 437 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:52,635 kids will read 438 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:55,309 that the Kid was the greatest outlaw ever! 439 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:59,994 Billy the Kid, the greatest outlaw ever, 440 00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:01,395 killed Lucky Luke. 441 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,119 And Jesse James! 442 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,388 Catchy, isn't it? 443 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:09,029 Find another one. 444 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:11,470 I need your carriage, Doc. Move. 445 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,796 I'll watch him. Watch over the town. 446 00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:19,430 You have 48 hours to walk tall in your boots, Luke. 447 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:20,795 Become a legend again. 448 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:31,595 From hitherto forward, I'm sheriff. Everyone in the saloon! 449 00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:34,356 Hot cocoa for everyone. 450 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,552 And if you don't drink it, 451 00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:39,109 straight to jail. That clear? 452 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,994 There's one left. 453 00:45:52,480 --> 00:45:53,879 Is someone not thirsty? 454 00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,790 That's better. 455 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:02,310 - What do we do? - Put bad guys in jail. 456 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:04,149 Why? 457 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:06,356 To protect Lucky Luke. Get it? 458 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:07,995 Because he has no gun? 459 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:10,475 - Because I'm killing him. - No, I am! 460 00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,358 Where can we get badges? 461 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,955 - In the sheriff's office. - So let's go there. 462 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,554 I'm a poor lonesome cowboy, 463 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,950 and a long, long way from home... 464 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,671 Let's get you comfortable. 465 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:35,913 Take off these pants. 466 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,558 I'll take care of that. 467 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:45,670 He needs the help of a real woman. 468 00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:52,751 Let's see if I'm real or not. 469 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:54,835 Sweetie-pie! 470 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,273 I'll keep guard. 471 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:37,194 I'm dead. 472 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,638 You're the angel of lonesome cowboys. 473 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,433 Good night, Jolly. 474 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,355 What the hell? 475 00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:40,279 I'm sorry. I thought you were my horse. 476 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,070 - Force of habit. - Sorry. 477 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,759 It's called water, cowboy. 478 00:48:50,560 --> 00:48:51,834 Feel any better? 479 00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,235 Nothing to see here. 480 00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:55,310 What are you doing? 481 00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,829 Removing your boots. 482 00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:58,957 What for? 483 00:48:59,400 --> 00:48:59,991 It's better. 484 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:02,954 Boots never come off! 485 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:04,553 Relax, tenderfoot. 486 00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:14,634 Nails like that keep you on your toes. 487 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:21,873 They'll skin your hide. 488 00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,078 At least it'll be clean. 489 00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,673 Got any dreams? 490 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:02,833 To walk on the moon. 491 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,719 Walk on the moon? 492 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:09,669 Why not? 493 00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,113 Some man will do it before I even see Paris. 494 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,838 Traveling is my dream. 495 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:24,314 For it to come true. An old family custom. 496 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:31,551 Thanks. 497 00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,470 Never say thanks. 498 00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:34,875 Never! 499 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,634 Had any adventures? 500 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:43,989 Yeah, lots. 501 00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:45,469 I'm Lucky Luke. 502 00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:47,676 ''Lucky Luke vs. the Daltons''... 503 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:49,194 I meant... 504 00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:51,069 adventures... 505 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,228 in love. 506 00:51:38,800 --> 00:51:39,676 Hold on. 507 00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:41,276 What? 508 00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:43,553 We squashed a snail. 509 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:54,915 Like my dad's hand. 510 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,713 The hand of a farmer. 511 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,674 Damn! 512 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:40,234 Farming is a pain. 513 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:42,158 This is no life for you. 514 00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,469 Look at yourself. 515 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,798 You've even lost your luck. 516 00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:49,998 You've become unlucky, Luke. 517 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:55,670 You're right. 518 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,197 You hit the nail on the head. 519 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:13,916 You okay, man? 520 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:18,468 Want some more? 521 00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:20,395 Dumb ass! 522 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:35,828 Night, man. 523 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,509 Thanks. 524 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,158 Don't even try to change. 525 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,313 Some hero! 526 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:51,992 Goodnight! 527 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:57,588 I love you Belle. You're so soft. 528 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:00,389 So pretty. 529 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,313 But so damn hairy! 530 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,470 I love you Belle. You're so pretty. 531 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:09,632 Chill out, Lulu! Cowboy, wake up! 532 00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:12,031 - Come closer. - He's petting me! 533 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,316 - What is this? - No touching! 534 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,232 Are you out of your mind? 535 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,670 Sorry, man! Come back! 536 00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:20,189 Come back, Jolly! 537 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:22,278 BARE HAND LUKE 538 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,478 Bad guys: 84 Good guys: 41 539 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:58,917 Billy, we said no killing. 540 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:01,355 It wasn't me. I didn't kill him! 541 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:02,875 It wasn't me! 542 00:56:03,120 --> 00:56:04,553 He's telling the truth. 543 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,792 McGriddle died of fright just before the gunfight. 544 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,229 You see? 545 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,793 Okay... Jail. 546 00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,515 - Jail! - I just told them. 547 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:15,950 Oh yeah. 548 00:56:20,640 --> 00:56:21,993 Sorry, Phil Defer. 549 00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,192 Where is Luke? 550 00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:30,439 You'll have to kill Billy and Jesse first. 551 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,309 67 customers, that makes 8200 dollars. 552 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:38,118 So long, sheriffs. 553 00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:43,553 Honest money... 554 00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:47,837 If the Daltons ever found out, 555 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:51,400 we'd be like a joke on a lollypop stick. 556 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,399 Us! The baddest bandits in the West! 557 00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,352 His blade of grass is stronger than a cigarette! 558 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:05,354 What if the cowboy is taking us for a ride? 559 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,397 What if he's tryingto escape? 560 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,833 No one can escape his fate, Billy. 561 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,109 Luke will take up arms again. 562 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,634 Fate tells me he'll take up arms... 563 00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:19,233 starting right now! 564 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,438 ''How poor they are, 565 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:24,830 those bereft of patience.'' 566 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,948 Hamlet... 567 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,030 Act... 568 00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:31,312 I'm sick of your ham! I've eaten it for 3 days! 569 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:38,550 I already shot a teacher because I hated her rhymes! 570 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,553 Yeah, keep on laughing! 571 00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,553 It's the redhead they'll read about instead. 572 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:46,189 I'll make history and I'm starting now! 573 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,598 Damned right, flea-bite! 574 00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,752 Jesse James. Act I, scene 1 . 575 00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:56,994 You okay, Jesse? 576 00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,475 Night falls fast on El Paso... 577 00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,755 This grass ain't made for smoking. 578 00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:24,155 Sure ain't. 579 00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:12,393 - Don't be stupid, Defer. - You owe me for 5 years in prison! 580 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,028 You stand no prayer 581 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,676 with Phil Defer! 582 00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:48,109 Don't move! 583 00:59:56,640 --> 00:59:57,993 I'll be fine... 584 00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:01,079 Sure, you will be. It's a shoulder wound. 585 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:04,150 I'll have your lambkins up and walking. 586 01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:14,988 I'm sorry. 587 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,519 Never say sorry. 588 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:33,869 Cowboy! 589 01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:36,069 Lucky Luke! 590 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:39,039 Where are you off to? 591 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:40,599 Saying bye to a pal. 592 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,153 - You want to leave? - Yes. The two of us. 593 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:47,349 I won't follow you to kingdom come! 594 01:00:47,600 --> 01:00:48,999 It's not that far. 595 01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:51,549 I know a lake, with a log cabin. 596 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:53,472 Fish and clovers... 597 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:56,951 Jolly loves clovers. Agood place to raise horses. 598 01:00:57,800 --> 01:00:58,949 And kids. 599 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:00,235 Kids? 600 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:05,036 I meant to tell you some day... 601 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:08,879 I think it's about time... to get married. 602 01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:11,029 And have kids. 603 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:12,429 Thanks, I... 604 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:15,115 It may not mean much to you, man... 605 01:01:15,520 --> 01:01:17,112 But Belle's the girl for me. 606 01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:19,191 And don't feel you have to come along. 607 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:21,797 First of all: I'm not a man. 608 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:25,396 Second: your saloon dancer isn't worth a coyote fart! 609 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:30,352 Don't tell me you thought... 610 01:01:30,840 --> 01:01:31,511 What? 611 01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,228 Sorry, man... Calamity. I apologize. 612 01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,996 I'm not saying you can't settle down. 613 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,832 It's that... You understand! 614 01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:41,836 You need a girl who's a legend too. 615 01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,229 Agirl... 616 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:44,390 like you! 617 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:47,314 Exactly. I wasn't meant to be a legend. 618 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:48,675 Me neither. 619 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,310 I usedto want to run a Ladies Saloon. 620 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:52,879 Drink tea. 621 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:54,030 Bake cakes... 622 01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:55,633 It's my right! 623 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:59,635 You barely know her! How do you know she loves you? 624 01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:02,792 How do I know? She risked her life for me! 625 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:05,279 Risked her life? 626 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:10,508 What do you think I do? Sit around plucking my raccoon? 627 01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:13,917 I'll tear every bone from his stinking carcass, 628 01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:17,072 use his ribs for a ladder and piss on his face! 629 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:18,156 Son of a hyena! 630 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,038 Strange guy, that gal. 631 01:02:25,960 --> 01:02:28,190 Mr. Cooper is waiting in the sun room. 632 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,032 Thanks. Can you feedJolly? 633 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,918 It's taken care of, Mr. Luke. 634 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,277 Very nice. Fit for a horse! 635 01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,236 Come in, John. 636 01:02:57,520 --> 01:02:58,669 Coop... 637 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,918 How is she doing? 638 01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:11,595 You know already? 639 01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:15,150 In the West news travels fast as a bullet. 640 01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:20,069 I can't surprise you. 641 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:23,710 Have you forgotten I think faster than my shadow? 642 01:03:24,160 --> 01:03:26,833 Goose deuce, codfish flush, ace-in-the-sole. 643 01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:31,070 That. 644 01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:32,389 Very well, sir. 645 01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:34,391 Open it. 646 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:43,828 You set sail from Baltimore in a week. 647 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,717 First stop, Dublin. 648 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,477 You can meet your cousins. 649 01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:53,595 I didn't intend to go so far. 650 01:03:53,840 --> 01:03:57,435 Without your gun, how will you protect your wife? 651 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,549 You've sent half the country to jail. 652 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:03,592 You'll never be safe here. 653 01:04:04,600 --> 01:04:06,989 If I were you, I'd move to France. 654 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:08,794 Or Belgium. 655 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:10,439 You could do a show. 656 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,956 Or sell your sketches, if you still can draw. 657 01:04:15,880 --> 01:04:17,313 Take the tickets. 658 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,440 You can't live in the West without a gun. 659 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:22,999 If he'd understoodthis, 660 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,396 your father would have done the same. 661 01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:31,595 I owe you one. 662 01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,633 Be happy with your wife. Have lots of kids. 663 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,269 That's enough for me. 664 01:04:38,400 --> 01:04:39,992 I'll miss you, John. 665 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:30,069 ''He that ceases to be a friend never was one.'' 666 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,276 Act III, scene 4. Othello. 667 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:34,749 Shakespeare. 668 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:41,353 You left this on your parents' gravestone. 669 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:44,999 I want what I'm owed. 670 01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:48,199 Aduel, to fuel the history books. 671 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:49,953 Forget it, Jesse. 672 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:52,793 You know it's over. 673 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:59,158 Get your gun or I'll widen her a-hole. 674 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,035 I mean the hole in her arm. 675 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,197 ''A'' as in arm. You understood. 676 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,355 The hole in her arm. Her arm-hole. 677 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,033 I'll make it bigger. 678 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:15,836 I'll give her another a-hole. Asecond one. Bigger. 679 01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:18,632 I see why you need Shakespeare. 680 01:06:20,360 --> 01:06:21,588 Get your Colt. 681 01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:23,393 You know that I won't. 682 01:06:24,520 --> 01:06:26,590 You have no reason to shoot Belle. 683 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:33,555 It's raining. 684 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,036 Yep. 685 01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:38,359 You're still in the West. 686 01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:42,757 To lay down the law, you have to carry a gun. 687 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:44,749 Pick up your Colt. 688 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,115 Or die. 689 01:06:49,160 --> 01:06:50,832 If I end up with lead in me, 690 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:53,558 at least it'll be from you. 691 01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:55,315 No, John! 692 01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:59,790 Say farewell to your cowboy, lady. 693 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:22,634 No way, José! 694 01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:36,672 You sure shut up the poet! 695 01:07:37,400 --> 01:07:38,753 Finally a fair duel! 696 01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:39,711 Give him a gun! 697 01:07:40,800 --> 01:07:42,358 ''Give him a gun!'' 698 01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:45,954 Want a gun? 699 01:07:50,360 --> 01:07:52,635 - Don't get wet. - No more games, Billy. 700 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,397 You stole my childhood, Luke. 701 01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,035 I'll steal your old age. 702 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,034 With your Colt. 703 01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:15,954 Blanks... 704 01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:19,037 Wait! 705 01:08:19,320 --> 01:08:22,118 You said you'd never shoot your gun again! 706 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,919 It's not mine. 707 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:26,559 Hold on, Lulu! 708 01:08:27,200 --> 01:08:28,553 It was just a joke! 709 01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:31,676 To impair you. No, to scare you! 710 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,633 - Who put in blanks? - No one. 711 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,518 - Who? - No one! 712 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:40,112 I've had my eyes on your gun since Jesse took it from the grave! 713 01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:25,232 I had no choice. It was that or be killed. 714 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:45,558 Poker promised me I could leave with you. 715 01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,918 John, please forgive me! 716 01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:55,748 We'll have a family... kids... 717 01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,997 The boat's waitingfor us! 718 01:09:59,480 --> 01:10:01,072 John, don't go, please! 719 01:10:01,440 --> 01:10:04,113 Stop calling me John. I'm Lucky Luke! 720 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:30,275 Holy guacamole! What's going on? 721 01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,149 - Sorry, Sam. - Lucky Luke! 722 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,555 Your gun! 723 01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:35,556 You alone? 724 01:10:39,200 --> 01:10:41,509 The bandits left at dawn. 725 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:44,672 The others are at the station, waiting for the President. 726 01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:46,355 The train... 727 01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:49,439 It's over 4 hours late now. 728 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,275 The President... 729 01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:04,230 Right. The tracks were wiped clean. 730 01:12:04,480 --> 01:12:07,313 The arrows smell of sequoia sap and whiskey. 731 01:12:12,240 --> 01:12:14,276 They want to frame the Indians. 732 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:16,639 Poker to a tee! 733 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:45,550 You were right. 734 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:48,669 Saloon dancers aren't worth a coyote fart! 735 01:12:49,880 --> 01:12:51,279 You're a real pal. 736 01:13:00,320 --> 01:13:01,833 The President pardoned me once. 737 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:03,879 I owe him one. 738 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:08,914 Wait for me! 739 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,039 I want to come too! 740 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:14,392 History is me! 741 01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:20,388 - What's that horse? - It's a rental. 742 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,432 I promisedto return it to its owner 743 01:13:23,080 --> 01:13:24,593 before I shot him! 744 01:13:27,680 --> 01:13:28,908 Where are we going? 745 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,557 There's nothing this way. 746 01:13:34,960 --> 01:13:37,076 Except sure-fire death. 747 01:13:37,440 --> 01:13:38,111 Yep. 748 01:13:39,680 --> 01:13:42,353 ''He who dies this year is all square 749 01:13:42,640 --> 01:13:43,709 with next year!'' 750 01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:46,515 Hot diggity dead dog! 751 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,951 I'll be a monkey's uncle! 752 01:14:26,320 --> 01:14:27,514 It's a mirage. 753 01:14:29,560 --> 01:14:31,516 It was hidden behind a mirage. 754 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,512 Aone-armed bandit! 755 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,559 Looks more like a gigantic slot machine... 756 01:15:41,320 --> 01:15:42,992 Aone-armed bandit, that is. 757 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,075 How do we get in? 758 01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,072 Looks like your luck's back. 759 01:16:22,880 --> 01:16:25,792 Billy, Jesse, try the back. I'll try the front. 760 01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,838 Exactly what I had planned. 761 01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:32,954 But I don't like getting orders from you. 762 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:41,876 Want a boost? 763 01:16:54,680 --> 01:16:55,829 Thanks, man. 764 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:08,349 ''To be... 765 01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:10,478 ''or not to be. 766 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,552 ''That is the question.'' 767 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:19,311 I was good, huh? I acted well! 768 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:22,074 You're an outlaw, not an actor. Let's go. 769 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,353 I'm not an actor? 770 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,828 Say that again. 771 01:17:27,080 --> 01:17:29,992 You're an actor. An amazing actor, Jesse. 772 01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,192 Best actor in the West. 773 01:17:34,160 --> 01:17:36,628 You're Sarah Bernhardt, only hairier. 774 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:41,272 You're a shitty actor! 775 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:54,708 What do I do? Watch the ponies? 776 01:18:06,320 --> 01:18:07,799 I'll play solitaire. 777 01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,514 Two cards. 778 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:27,273 Lucky Luke vs. Pat Poker. 779 01:18:30,600 --> 01:18:33,831 Doesn't it feel like déjà vu from another life? 780 01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:35,434 I'm all in. 781 01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:38,113 Careful, President. 782 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:40,275 Your life's at stake. 783 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:41,709 Set him free or... 784 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,829 Or what? 785 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:45,629 You'll kill me? 786 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:46,915 You've forgotten. 787 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:48,799 I'm already dead. 788 01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:50,839 That's magic! 789 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:54,830 Poker... I think I've won. 790 01:18:55,240 --> 01:18:56,389 I call you. 791 01:18:57,280 --> 01:18:59,032 Straight flush, hearts. 792 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:00,675 Good going! 793 01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,073 Full house. 794 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:08,272 Aces high. 795 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:10,117 Pathetic. 796 01:19:13,280 --> 01:19:14,076 Kill them! 797 01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,593 I'm counting on Luke and his lucky star. 798 01:19:24,280 --> 01:19:25,952 It better be a shooting star. 799 01:19:28,080 --> 01:19:29,069 Hey, girls! 800 01:19:41,800 --> 01:19:43,518 Billy, trying to look taller? 801 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:45,677 At least I don't walk on my coat! 802 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:48,150 - Done reloading? - Relax. I have 2 guns. 803 01:19:48,440 --> 01:19:50,795 Those morons won't even see us come in. 804 01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:51,916 One, two... 805 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:52,871 Five! 806 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,794 You're right, Billy. They all fell for it. 807 01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:10,989 The stage door's always in the back. 808 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,116 You ugly mugs... 809 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:13,833 no more slugs? 810 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,150 Quad aces, Poker. 811 01:20:17,640 --> 01:20:19,756 In a dead end, nothing like a friend. 812 01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:20,836 That's us! 813 01:20:38,400 --> 01:20:39,196 Kill the President! 814 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,188 Jesse, the President! 815 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:56,391 You okay? 816 01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:58,676 ''My will is my body's gardener.'' 817 01:20:59,600 --> 01:21:01,079 Othello. Act I, scene 3. 818 01:21:09,360 --> 01:21:10,998 Kill the President! 819 01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:12,759 Behind you, Caca! 820 01:21:17,160 --> 01:21:18,832 Stop calling me Caca! 821 01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:23,148 Thanks, Kyky! 822 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:24,310 Kill the President! 823 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:32,476 It's not my fault! 824 01:21:33,960 --> 01:21:35,518 I swear on the life of... 825 01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:36,869 On whose life? 826 01:21:37,480 --> 01:21:40,995 On Belle's life, how's that? Honestly, it should do. 827 01:21:41,560 --> 01:21:42,629 On Belle's life... 828 01:21:45,240 --> 01:21:46,434 You wait here. 829 01:22:36,840 --> 01:22:37,795 Watch out, John! 830 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,229 Why didn't you take that boat, John? 831 01:23:32,120 --> 01:23:33,075 Coop? 832 01:23:39,440 --> 01:23:41,078 You can't be behindthis! 833 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:44,599 You should have left! 834 01:23:54,520 --> 01:23:56,670 How could you? This is crazy! 835 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:01,269 I'll be President! 836 01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,028 Agreat President! 837 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:44,916 I knew no bullet could kill you! 838 01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:52,109 I had to destroy you from within! 839 01:24:53,560 --> 01:24:54,310 From within! 840 01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:58,669 I knew it! I knew it! 841 01:25:37,280 --> 01:25:39,589 I knew killing a man would kill you! 842 01:25:43,120 --> 01:25:43,836 I knew it! 843 01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:57,550 Give up, Cooper. 844 01:25:58,360 --> 01:26:00,316 - You've lost. - Remember, John. 845 01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:03,998 Cheaters never lose... Never! 846 01:26:04,600 --> 01:26:06,158 The Cheaters' Gang. 847 01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:08,238 You were one of them. 848 01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:12,709 It's you. 849 01:26:13,360 --> 01:26:14,713 You killed my parents. 850 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:16,829 It's you. 851 01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:35,354 Your father... 852 01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:37,472 was a brother to me. 853 01:26:37,720 --> 01:26:39,438 Until he met that... 854 01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:41,438 that filthy Indian squaw! 855 01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,671 Who became your mother. 856 01:26:47,040 --> 01:26:48,837 He wanted to turn us in. 857 01:26:52,080 --> 01:26:53,718 He left me no choice. 858 01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:57,313 Like you, today. 859 01:26:57,560 --> 01:26:59,198 Don't deceive yourself. 860 01:27:00,080 --> 01:27:01,149 I won't think twice. 861 01:27:01,440 --> 01:27:03,032 I didn't hesitate either... 862 01:27:04,000 --> 01:27:07,356 To kill your mother... to kill your father. 863 01:27:07,840 --> 01:27:08,795 So do it, John. 864 01:27:09,080 --> 01:27:10,149 Kill me! 865 01:27:11,280 --> 01:27:12,918 Kill me if you're a man. 866 01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:19,273 I can draw, 867 01:27:19,760 --> 01:27:22,069 sing... collect medals... 868 01:27:22,960 --> 01:27:25,110 I can even speak a little Horse. 869 01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:29,148 But I can't kill. 870 01:27:31,160 --> 01:27:32,479 Farewell then! 871 01:28:03,680 --> 01:28:05,432 You had it all built backwards. 872 01:28:10,200 --> 01:28:12,156 Everything but the ''C'' on your hat. 873 01:28:16,160 --> 01:28:17,388 The hat... 874 01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:42,670 500 feet, John. 875 01:28:44,880 --> 01:28:46,154 Fantastic! 876 01:28:53,120 --> 01:28:54,348 Here, John. 877 01:28:54,960 --> 01:28:56,439 Try this now. 878 01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,674 With this... 879 01:28:59,200 --> 01:29:00,792 you'll be a man. 880 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:04,036 Squeeze... tight! 881 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,953 The badge looked good on you. 882 01:29:32,200 --> 01:29:34,555 But it made holes in my outfit, sir. 883 01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:36,153 The cripple meant me! 884 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:38,436 The United States needs men like you, 885 01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:40,113 courageous and honest. 886 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:43,869 I don't like this. What flavor is it? 887 01:29:44,120 --> 01:29:46,873 The flavor of a change of profession. 888 01:29:47,120 --> 01:29:50,351 Gentlemen, I can offer you 150 dollars pay 889 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:54,673 and no job security, but the prestige of the badge. 890 01:29:54,920 --> 01:29:58,276 Like you, my face belongs on posters, my name in books. 891 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:01,751 Me too. But my name in bigger letters. 892 01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:03,952 In that case, gentlemen... 893 01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,150 I suggest you be as far away as possible 894 01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:09,118 when these cigars go out. 895 01:30:09,360 --> 01:30:12,670 ''Mercy is not strained. It drops from heaven 896 01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:15,798 ''as a gentle rain. It blesses him that gives 897 01:30:16,040 --> 01:30:17,519 ''and him that takes.'' 898 01:30:17,760 --> 01:30:20,558 The Merchant of Venice. Act IV. 899 01:30:20,800 --> 01:30:21,835 Scene 1 . 900 01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:24,234 Beginner's luck. 901 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:25,636 Lolly, Pops? 902 01:30:25,880 --> 01:30:28,155 There they are! Goddamn scumbags! 903 01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:40,030 - Game of poker? - Get in! 904 01:30:40,720 --> 01:30:42,790 10 blind, andflush beats straight! 905 01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:44,029 Shut up! 906 01:30:44,280 --> 01:30:45,759 Shut up, you oldfart! 907 01:30:46,000 --> 01:30:48,070 Shut up, you very oldfart! 908 01:30:49,400 --> 01:30:50,435 I knew it! 909 01:30:56,000 --> 01:30:59,117 Go to hell! Filthy lout! 910 01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:09,033 I swear I didn't know. 911 01:31:09,280 --> 01:31:12,795 Poker said you'd change. I wantedto give you a family. 912 01:31:13,240 --> 01:31:16,038 -To give us a chance. - Achance for what? 913 01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:19,592 When you put in the blanks, we hadn't even met. 914 01:31:22,240 --> 01:31:24,356 I always loved you, Johnny Johnny. 915 01:31:32,920 --> 01:31:36,196 Eleanor! Eleanor's in love! 916 01:31:36,720 --> 01:31:39,075 Someday I'll marry you, Johnny Johnny. 917 01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:42,273 I don't love you, Eleanor! I love no one! 918 01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:49,954 Eleanor? 919 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:52,279 But you were so... 920 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:56,468 I was awful with you. I'm sorry. 921 01:31:57,480 --> 01:31:58,833 I'm leaving, John. 922 01:31:59,560 --> 01:32:02,358 Paris, London, Rome... My dream awaits me. 923 01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:05,348 I wish you the best. 924 01:32:06,560 --> 01:32:08,039 An old family custom. 925 01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:15,948 They're kissing! 926 01:32:17,120 --> 01:32:18,633 I'll always love you. 927 01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:33,439 Save your death for me, Luke Lucky. Jesse James, end of Act I. 928 01:32:34,160 --> 01:32:36,833 But it'll be me who smokes your hide! 929 01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:39,150 Lollypop? 930 01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:44,275 Farewell, Lucky Luke. Or rather... 931 01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:46,239 See you around! 932 01:32:47,720 --> 01:32:48,914 Real friends, huh? 933 01:32:49,600 --> 01:32:51,830 We're all wild brats of the Wild West. 934 01:32:52,080 --> 01:32:54,435 Your steam horse won't change a thing. 935 01:33:06,080 --> 01:33:07,718 My dear friends, 936 01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:10,999 dear friends of Daisy Town... 937 01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:13,431 What have you done with my gifts? 938 01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:17,275 On Judgment Day one of us can hold his head high. 939 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:20,353 Thanks to him... your town is free! 940 01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:25,195 The railroad will span the United States. 941 01:33:25,440 --> 01:33:28,034 And I'm alive to see it happen! 942 01:33:31,360 --> 01:33:32,998 Thank you... Lucky. 943 01:33:33,240 --> 01:33:34,070 Don't mention it. 944 01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:35,275 So... 945 01:33:35,920 --> 01:33:38,673 So I solemnly do bestow upon him 946 01:33:39,360 --> 01:33:41,078 the Hero's Star. 947 01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:44,439 The twenty-first of our great flag. 948 01:33:45,400 --> 01:33:47,311 Where is he? 949 01:33:47,560 --> 01:33:50,552 He has that medal already. I'll hang it over my bar. 950 01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:52,119 It's tea time! 951 01:33:52,600 --> 01:33:53,828 Drinks for everyone! 952 01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:56,753 Earl Grey, Indian Breakfast, Ceylan and cookies! 953 01:33:58,240 --> 01:33:59,559 There's whisky too. 954 01:34:01,880 --> 01:34:05,475 Miss, do you need a pianist in your tea room? 955 01:34:05,720 --> 01:34:08,234 Maybe I do. Can you make cookies? 956 01:34:08,480 --> 01:34:09,913 I do wicked apple strudel. 957 01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:12,720 Change your clothes and call meJane. 958 01:34:31,640 --> 01:34:33,915 Can't you finish the song someday? 959 01:34:34,160 --> 01:34:34,831 Yep. 960 01:34:35,080 --> 01:34:35,796 Go ahead! 961 01:34:36,320 --> 01:34:38,038 Let's not start bickering now! 962 01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:40,350 I don't know how the song ends. 963 01:34:40,600 --> 01:34:42,431 I'll tell you how it goes. 964 01:34:42,680 --> 01:34:45,399 I got a gorgeous, handsome horsey! 965 01:34:46,320 --> 01:34:47,469 - Know that part? - No, I don't. 966 01:34:47,720 --> 01:34:48,869 Yes, you do. 967 01:34:49,360 --> 01:34:51,157 Then I have another possibility. 968 01:34:51,720 --> 01:34:54,359 The real hero is the mustang... 969 01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:57,114 Whose hum-hum goes bang-bang! 970 01:34:57,360 --> 01:34:59,112 I have an idea. Just shut up. 971 01:35:00,360 --> 01:35:01,429 Excellent. 972 01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:04,509 Like the man says: me hero, you horse. 973 01:35:22,880 --> 01:35:24,154 Enjoy the scenery. 974 01:35:28,760 --> 01:35:30,239 Look at that sunset. 975 01:35:30,480 --> 01:35:31,833 It's pretty pretty. 976 01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:36,874 By golly, Jolly! 977 01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:38,635 Jolly? 978 01:35:43,920 --> 01:35:45,956 - Try to act jolly, Jolly. - Okay. 979 01:36:50,720 --> 01:36:51,914 Hey! 980 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:56,476 My name's Lucky Luke. I quit smoking in 1983. 981 01:36:56,720 --> 01:36:58,631 I'm much better now.